I said these were exclusive but I’m not entirely sure that’s true. I haven’t seen them anywhere else, but to be fair, I spend most of my nights updating my computer dating profile to say that I like to "have fun", and then give examples of different ways we could have fun together. I’m not entirely sure when people started to trust me with exclusives but they should probably stop because I'll just fuck it up with rambling incoherent introductions like this one. But if these are exclusive, hey look, an exclusive look at the cast of next summers "G.I. Joe", starring Rachel Nichols as Scarlett, Channing Tatum as Duke, Karolina Korkova as Cover Girl, Marlon Wayans as Ripcord, Byung-hun Lee as Storm Shadow, Sienna Miller as The Baroness, Ray Park as Snake Eyes, and Dennis Quaid as Hawk. You may note that almost every one of these sets has a shot from the back. This entire movie is asses. It's like a two hour Hot Buns contest.
THREATENING UPDATE - images removed by request of Paramount.
This is going to suck.
Maybe they should call the movie "G.I. Toe", given all the hot chicks in tight pants! ZING!
Ride Lo
Nice hooter armor.
I'm sooo tired of cartoons/comics being used to make movies.
Wait I have an idea, use the retarded tiger in my avatar as He-Mans cat Cringer/Battlecat.
Where's my fuckin money now hollywood assholes?!
I think I must have Rachel Nichols !
Forgot to mention, first PLAN on making a He-Man movie, then use my retarded tiger as the cat. Fuck, that tiger is making me dumber!
THIS is a WWTDD exclusive?
Congratulations, I fail to give a shit.
THIS is a WWTDD exclusive?
Congratulations, I fail to give a shit.
Complaints
1. Some of the picture links don't work
2. Not exclusive - saw several of these on other websites yesterday
3. Female costumes look like Cruise's ex-wife and Heather Graham's from Lost In Space
4. No toe
As I recall, WWTDD broke down the last time you posted an Exclusive.
Pic. # 5 just gave me a Boner…… Is she related to Gotdang?
Sorry, since I don't watch the CW television network, none of these "actors" are familiar to me.
Channing Tatum? Is he (she?) the illegitimate child of Tatum O'Neal and Carol Channing?
Oh, except Sienna "Airs Out Her Chest Daily" Miller.
And I suppose Marlon Wayans is the "Tito Jackson" of the Wayans family.
Exclusive my original commentator name back…
True Story I'm still sore from your original finger, please use lube next time
Quaid looks like an old turd trying to be tough
And special guest stars: My Nuts as Tomax and My Dick as Xamot!
The only things I don't like about those costumes on these women is that come on guys you know that they don't breath and that in Summer those chicks will stink (You know Where!).
Why can't I open the pics to see the ASS!
I have too much pressure building up in the torpedo zone!
I think Randy Quaid would have been a better choice than Dennis.
And LiLo would have been better as "Scarlett" or, as the guys in the squad call her, "Fire Crotch."
I give a damn all of a sudden because where I DIDN'T think Channing Tatum was hot (I thought he was a whiny baby and it showed), he definitely looks damn okay here.
:D GI JOE, oh my childhood. Transformers, GI JOE… I'm good. Thanks, WWTDD!
I sure hope Ripchord smokes a lot of pot, otherwise Marlon's going to have a real hard time with this role.
This movie is Van Helsing for the NRA crowd.
SPOILER:
The baddies lose and the goodies win.
At some point someone will salute someone else in a "way to go" moment.