04.16.2008 WHERE?

Michelle Rodriguez is clearly gay, and that fact has been documented a hundred different ways, yet she still won’t just come out and say it, despite all evidence to the contrary.  This month she tells Latina magazine…

"I picture them turning into pigs, slime coming out the side of their mouth, and I picture them jerking off," she says of the journalists and bloggers who she believes are constantly trying to 'out' her: "I don't answer those questions. I just keep it to myself and it's nobody's business. If I wanna fuck a girl, a boy, a dog—that's my business. That's why there's bathroom doors."

Bathroom doors?  Like, wait, public bathrooms?  Nice.  The girls I’m with get all stuck up when I try to bend them over a toilet and bang them in a bathroom stall.  Oh, a thousand pardons your majesty.

(47) Comments

  1. IeatPussy 04/16/2008 11:09

    She seems like a nice person. I would eat her pussy for that.

  2. djtechsys 04/16/2008 11:09

  3. Observer 04/16/2008 11:10

    I'd fuck a girl if I ever got the chance.

    I'm with ya , Michelle!

  4. TW 04/16/2008 11:10

    My mistake. I thought you were asking where her breasts were.

  5. yohnskull22 04/16/2008 11:11

    Perhaps this bitch was frolicking on the beach with Pink. I didn't see her in those pictures but she has the same amopunt of class as Pink (none) so maybe they have found each other..

    First to fist fists best. 

  6. TW 04/16/2008 11:11

    You see! 

    djtechsys is speechless. Speechless…

  7. shanty irish 04/16/2008 11:12

    stay in the closet!  don't ruin my sexy lesbian fantasies the way you ruined Lost and the first Resident Evil!

  8. yohnskull22 04/16/2008 11:13

    amopunt = amount in ebonics.

    fist = fifth in this case, and in ebonics.

    I know none of that makes sense.  You just don't understand ebonics.

  9. TW 04/16/2008 11:13

    Where? 

    Where the pillow fight between Pink, Michelle Rodriguez, and [insert other highly androgenous/masculine woman's name here] is?

  10. Grey 04/16/2008 11:16

    a dog. or in this case el perro. we at thegreylist.com are officially creeped out by michelle rodriguez.

     "because life isn't just black and white"
    http://www.thegreylist.com

  11. pepper 04/16/2008 11:17

    Well, now we know who is fucking that dog in Tangocash's avatar!

      
     

  12. tangocash00001 04/16/2008 11:17

    here, here!! another advocate for animal rights!! frankly i am a little disgusted she would fuck a dog, but each his own….horses have wetter vaginas than dogs.

  13. Dr. Love 04/16/2008 11:18

    Other questions I'd like to ask:

    Why…is this newsworthy?

    Who…cares?

    When…can I see more of Booby McGee with the Bug-Eyes?

  14. Silverback 04/16/2008 11:18

    Wow. At your service, my Queen.

  15. yohnskull22 04/16/2008 11:21

    I was asked to leave "Down the Hatch" in NYC about 10 years ago for getting a BJ in the mens room (from a chick you a-holes).  It started in the hallway to the restroom before we went in.  Some other chick who saw my chick go down on me in the hall told management that we went in there.  Jealous bitch.

    The greatest part of that story though was the line the chick said to me when I showed her my cock in the bar…

    "Can I look at it with my mouth."

    True story

  16. Observer 04/16/2008 11:23

    I would did pay $10.00 to rent a video showing her fucking a dog.

  17. Hated 04/16/2008 11:25

    I am totally down with Kohls dressing room head. This bitch is hot…in a slutty way.

  18. pepper 04/16/2008 11:26

    "Can I look at it with my mouth."

     

       That was the last time I used that line..

     the good old days! 

  19. Doctress Leisa 04/16/2008 11:31

    If this girl merits press time, then every person on Earth merits press time. Tell me, TW, pepper and observer–what did YOU do today?

  20. mephistopheles jefferson 04/16/2008 11:34

    Turning into pigs and jerking off - little known fact: this was Orwell's original ending to Animal Farm.

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