WOULD YOU HIT IT?

Jessica Gibson went on the Today show this morning to repeat her claims that Rob Lowe exposed himself, touched himself and groped her several times while she worked for him as a nanny between 2005 and 2008. This is in reaction to Lowes comments last week that Gibson was attempting to blackmail him for 1.5 million dollars, and if he didn’t pay, she would spread vicious lies about him. Things like saying he exposed himself, touched himself and groped her several times while she worked for him as a nanny between 2005 and 2008, for example.

The lesson here is, if you want to have sex with your staff but you can't tell if they’re "cool", start slow.  I like to spill something and then say, "you should take off your shirt and clean that up."  Or I stroll in with a tight muscle shirt that says Home Of The Whopper and then has an arrow pointing to my crotch, and I say, "it sure is hot in here, I wonder if taking off my pants would help in any way…”