Jessica Gibson went on the Today show this morning to repeat her claims that Rob Lowe exposed himself, touched himself and groped her several times while she worked for him as a nanny between 2005 and 2008. This is in reaction to Lowes comments last week that Gibson was attempting to blackmail him for 1.5 million dollars, and if he didn’t pay, she would spread vicious lies about him. Things like saying he exposed himself, touched himself and groped her several times while she worked for him as a nanny between 2005 and 2008, for example.
The lesson here is, if you want to have sex with your staff but you can't tell if they’re "cool", start slow. I like to spill something and then say, "you should take off your shirt and clean that up." Or I stroll in with a tight muscle shirt that says Home Of The Whopper and then has an arrow pointing to my crotch, and I say, "it sure is hot in here, I wonder if taking off my pants would help in any way…”
Fist
In other news, look at that bitch smirking away back there. I'd wipe that grin off her face.
I'd lie if i'd say i watch this crap. but let me say one thing: the lawyer is hot.
And she sure likes the crip
I would hit it. Hit who? Hit Martha Stewart…in the cunt. With my boot.
#2 wanted Jessica to #2 on his face
I bet she gives great helmet.
would I hit it? Hmm, if she's half decent looking and breathing, yes. Well, forget the breathing part.
Girls, call me!
Funny, as the King of the First Modern Celebrity Sex Tape his career almost ended 20 years ago. Now, this scandal will probably get him a movie deal. Viva la revolucion!
I would definitely bend that lawyer over and force her to call me 'Daisy the Clown'. Then I would let Rob Lowe diddle her vag. In fact, I would force Rob Lowe to diddle her vag.
so he gave her the stinky pinky. so what…
Rob Lowe? Doesn't he play in those Highschool films?
"If [Rob Lowe] were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick".
That chick sure is talkative. Who got raped here? The nanny, Gloria Allred, or me for wasting my time?
Ride Lo
Is that chick's left (our right) eye sliding off her face?
Tom Shane…get the fuck off my radio…
Is that who Sienna Miller is? Where were the tits? I missed em.
Jesus, who does that ? Exposes himself, touches himself, gropes the the Walmart cashier… wait, what ? Anyways, this sounds like the hallucination of a sexually frightened half wit. Or so my lawyer always has me phrase it.
First Darrell has cancer and now this with SodaPop??
Gloria Allred is the biggest waste of flesh alive. That nanny is plain as the day and just this side of ugly. She wouldn't merit so much as a second look on the street. Still, I wouldn't put it past a freak like Lowe to do some of the creepy shit she alleges.