You have to remember that actors are fucking idiots and people kiss their ass all day so they think they’re good at stuff but usually they suck. For some reason this often leads to many of them thinking they can sing. I blame Fergie because people see that tranny mess flail around on stage like she's choking and they think, "how hard could this be?" Zoey Deschanel and her band are good if you like that kind of sound, and the Brittany Murphy song with Paul Oakenfold is actually pretty GD great, but Scarlett Johansson has set the new bar for awfulness with her Tom Waits cover of "Falling Down". The only way this experience could be any worse is if the monitor grew arms and started stabbing you.
Yeah but the bitch has sweet titties and you can't be angry at that.
Fisting time sans olive oil
There is a fine line between Scarlett Johansson and William Hung.
The biggest difference is, I'd have sex with Scarlett.
But I respect William too much to view him as a sex object.
She does bang, however..
Scarlett should know her limitations and stick to what she is best at. Walking around naked and doing random people.
It could always be Paltrow from DUETS…
/pukus maximus
So glad Scarlett made this video. She really makes me appreciate how hard those actresses work. She sits in the make up chair, then sits in front of the camera….looks rough… that's right up there with my college carpentry job.
Sucks.
Quick, Scarlett - go and see Hef for the middle spread - you've got about another 2-3 years before we're no longer interested.
Holy shit–with all the electronic tweaking equipment available, she still sounds like nails on a chalkboard. Here's a tip, baby: people would like your music video if you lip-synced with your pussy (sound off, of course).
Wow, she chose that song so well. It's exactely like her life. Which is why she sings it so soulfully.
I think if they ever need to give Frankenstein's creature a voice in some film, they'd have to go with her voice - particularly if the creature's male. Hot stuff!
D'ya think she sounds that fucking annoying when getting fucked in the ass while bent over a toilet in a public restroom?
Fuck it. I'd still do her even if she did.
My favorite part is when they slather a bunch of paint/make-up on her fucking stupid tattoo. Actually, that's as far as I got and had to turn it off.
Holy crap. That did suck.
She sounds like Courtney Love on Xanax.
She's F'n Yoogly.
Poor little rich kid.
Kicks ass on LiLo or Paris, but.
Better choices for Scarlett covers:
You serious dude? That fucking Okenfold/Britney Murphy song is a bigger mess than her fucking face.
terrible dude. terrible.
She should stick to the 2 talents she actually does have - her tits.