04.24.2008 YEAH, TAKE IT, YOU TAKE IT

If you had your choice to bang just one girl on a surfboard in Hawaii who used to have sex with Richie Sambora, you’d have to weigh the pros and cons.  Heather Locklear looks better in a bikini than Denise Richards, even though Locklear is ten years older, but be warned, she will apparently bend you over and mount you.   Quite frankly, that’s not my cup of tea.    I just can’t get pregnant right now, I just can't. 

(for this full set of 93 shots, go to Pacific Coast News Online)




(72) Comments

  1. jesusjammies 04/24/2008 13:04

    Takin' it like a man.

  2. Hated 04/24/2008 13:04

    Fist?

  3. Laudnum Lily 04/24/2008 13:05

    gross

  4. pepper 04/24/2008 13:06

     Brend*n, your woman is shooting blanks….

       Give me D. Richards any day.

      Heather L. has been around the track too many times. 

  5. Evil Malcom Norris 04/24/2008 13:08

    Which of those legs are hers?

  6. Avatar 04/24/2008 13:08

    Can this bitch hit the wall already??? I'm so tired of those rich beautiful people who frolic on the beach while I dream of a better world for starving kids.

  7. Evil Malcom Norris 04/24/2008 13:11

    She's takin' a man and a girlis rubbing her breasts. She must be some sort of an overlord. Scientology?

  8. jesusjammies 04/24/2008 13:17

    Haha this is for a lifetime movie. That guy is going to wake up in 23 seconds sobbing, sweating and possibly bleeding from his anus as Air Supply is blasting in the background.

  9. Paparazzi Sniper 04/24/2008 13:17

    She's got back fat…….the only thing she is good for is if you get lost camping, you could kill and eat her, then have sex with her.  

  10. Johnny01 04/24/2008 13:21

    I didn't know it was cool for adults to play Leapfrog…

  11. deltinflag 04/24/2008 13:21

    These bitches are crazy! They competed for the affection of a puffy, crappy, hair-bander, now they have dueling bikini surfing shots… Richards wins on both accounts… but who really wins in any of this?

  12. someoneluvsu 04/24/2008 13:24

    Three words - Sammy Jo Carrington.    She was so phukin hhhhawt.

  13. Jake 04/24/2008 13:24

    just proves ritchie is a dumb ass

  14. Deesnuts 04/24/2008 13:27

    Aqua socks???!!! For serious????

  15. mobywan 04/24/2008 13:29

    SOMEONELUVSU, i named my hogbeat samuel jo carrington when i was 12 in honor of this lovely piece of blonde vag

  16. leftnutofjesus 04/24/2008 13:29

    i've learned to at least get on my knees in full doggy when my woman fucks me up the ass. that helpless cow position bullshit hurts after awhile.  fuckin amatuer.

  17. pepper 04/24/2008 13:31

    Doctress

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  18. Paparazzi Sniper 04/24/2008 13:36

    Besides, you Pepper?  The answer is 0

  19. pepper 04/24/2008 13:38

    PS

     you on my ass again?

      Can you bend me over first. Are you not learning anything from this post? 

  20. thedudeabides 04/24/2008 13:43

     

    I'd take Denise, Heather apparently doesn't even have the courtesy to give you a reach-around

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