YIKES

By brendon April 01, 2008 @ 10:47 AM

Remember this girl from a few weeks ago?  Her name is Chloe Marshall, and despite desperate pleas to the contrary from the Viewers With Eyes Coalition, she's participating in the Miss England pageant. All of it. Including the swimsuit part.  And today the Daily Mail has the pictures to prove it.  She says…

"It's what I was born to do – posing for the camera. And as I keep saying, I love my body.  People seem desperate to get me to say that I don't, that deep down I'm not happy and would rather be thin, but the fact is I wouldn't change myself at all.  Do I have fat days? Of course, but what woman doesn't!"

I think the difference being Chloes fat days are more commonly known as, "Monday-Sunday".



(178) Comments

  1. thebigevil 04/01/2008 11:01

    i would bang her like she eats donuts….VICIOUSLY!

  2. Jesus H. Christ 04/01/2008 11:01

    She is the inspiration for the Cars.com commercial where the guy threatens to shrink the salesman's head if he fucks him around.

  3. Juan 04/01/2008 11:01

    Ooh yeah, more cushion for the pushin'.

     

  4. lgcjoker 04/01/2008 11:02

    I know all about a Hollaback girl, right? But that is just a Fatback girl. I'd hate to see that bitch walkin away in that swimsuit.

  5. Juan 04/01/2008 11:02

    I'd make her one Happy, Happy Hippo.

     

  6. JoeBlow 04/01/2008 11:02

    Cute face, big tits. I would fuck hit. Nothing wrong with some fluff on the body.

  7. Slaappy 04/01/2008 11:03

    No that's Mrs. Michigan

  8. lgcjoker 04/01/2008 11:04

    Anybody care to tell me why I can't change my av?

  9. Alan 04/01/2008 11:05

    Jennifer Love Hewitt in five years.

  10. tangocash00001 04/01/2008 11:07

    there are jobs are all sizes of models. for example, someone must be the spokesperson for KFC and Red Lobster

  11. Juan 04/01/2008 11:09

    You know what I'd like to see?  A remake of Baywatch with her jogging down the beach in slo-mo.

     

  12. Juan 04/01/2008 11:11

    Honestly, I'd bang her like the bass drum in the marching band's halftime show.

  13. Topper (Harry) Harley 04/01/2008 11:12

    I might fuck her from behind….but then again, her hips would probably swallow my hands.

  14. pepper 04/01/2008 11:12

    Did someone shrink her head ?

  15. Cocksteady 04/01/2008 11:12

    Mulder: His jiggling is almost hypnotic.
    Scully: Yes. It's like a lava lamp.

  16. Topper (Harry) Harley 04/01/2008 11:13

    and then I'd no way to fight her off when she tried to eat me post-coitus.

  17. LoRider 04/01/2008 11:15

    I'm glad to see Monica Lewinski is still around and not ashamed to go out in public.

    Ride Lo

  18. gotdang 04/01/2008 11:15

    Think that sexy all you want, then google some pics of surgery on fat people.  Look at what that 'cushion' really looks like.  Hint: it isn't fluffy and pretty like cotton, foam, or down.  It's yellow, and looks like rancid tapioca pudding, and it's fucking nasty as hell.

    That's the image burned in my brain circuitry when I see fat on people. 

    Now I'll never be able to eat tapioca again.  Fatties will eventually ruin all food for me.

  19. Topper (Harry) Harley 04/01/2008 11:16

    See?!? She ate the word 'have' out of my last sentence! IT'S ALREADY BEGUN!

  20. Topper (Harry) Harley 04/01/2008 11:17

    I like how the upper cross will meet the lower cross on her bikini in less than five years.

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