ASHLEE IS GETTING MARRIED SATURDAY

Bored indifference is sweeping the nation this morning on the heels of Us magazines exclusive claim that Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will get married in 5 days, this Saturday, May 17th, at a secret location.  Us says…

    "Proper invites have not been sent out but instead guests have been given a save the date notice," the source told Us.    The rehearsal dinner – described by the source as "an intimate affair" for "family and close friends only" – will take place on Friday.    On Saturday, "all guests will be transported in shuttles to the wedding location," the source explained.    Regarding Simpson's upcoming wedding, her spokesperson told Us: "This is a private matter. There is nothing to confirm."

I just hope this means the rumors are true and she really is pregnant.  What a gift to the music world that child would be.  I know it's early, but I think a good name for the prodigy's first album would be, "Fuck You Brendon’s Ears".