Audrina Patridge always looks like her eyes are on upside down, or like she's wearing some of those novelty glasses with eyes painted on them, but she has a hot body so who cares. Here she is in Hawaii filming a sequel to "Into The Blue" called "The Reef". I don’t know anything about it but based on that it sounds like it will go straight to DVD. If they’re lucky. That might be aiming high. It will go straight to radio.
(picture source = splash news online)
I'd hit it.
Actually, my "I would not hit it" list is considerably shorter than my "I'd hit it" list.
Yes, I am desperate.
Oh, and Audrina…nice rack. Call me! Got my Viagra prescription refilled, all is cool now!
A little "camel toe" in some of the photos as well as a nice rack. I'd hit it!
I see toe in pic 6.
I still can't tell if she's attractive or not. It's really fucking killing me. I haven't been this confused since trying to read karaoke lyrics in Chinese. "Oh, so horny, oh oh so horny, oh me so horny, me love you long time!"
I'll have to pass on this one. She's all yours, boys. *Shudders with revulsion*
Banging body but those horse teeth need a grinding before she gives me a Beej
I totally wanna stuff her into a suit case.
I'm definitely a fan. I can't imagine her acting in a role that doesn't require a flat stomach and a nice rack however. Hopefully they'll be smart and keep her lines to a minimum. She's not much when she isn't speaking
it is Friday and there is Toe , all is good with the universe!
Between these pics and the Aguilera ones, I am staying home this weekend! Yeah, I need to get laid more…
I liked her better when she was half submerged in water…..cuz it wouldn't have taken much more effort to drown her.
You can SO make out her pussy lips in that torso close up picture.
GODDAMN IT. Look at the funbags on that hosehound! But is the face busted or pretty? I feel like she looks like Tom Cruise and Alvin from the Chipmunks had a love child. But I can't stare at her face, because I keep getting distracted on those huge old titties. GOTDAMIT!
Mmm, yeah. Just imagine those boney ass hips grinding into you.
I'll try to supress my gagging while you do so.
But I am glad that a stroke victim can give so much back to Hollywood.
She has a very strange hip-to-waist-to-breast ratio, cankles and a face like Mr. Ed. Big jugs do NOT a "hot body" make.
that guy rubbing her ass must be gay , because I would have pulled on those strings already
JFK reincarnated into a chick with nice fun balloons. If I reincarnated into something that looked like that I would never get my finger out of myself.
Is it me, or is her head disproportionate to her body.
I'd absolutely fuck that chick in the black bikini. She looks like she'd like it rough.