Maddox and Brad and Angelina and … um … the other ones went for a boat ride in Monaco yesterday, and by the looks of it Maddox got to second base with his mom. Later they slow danced under the stars. No not really but I bet that little pimp thought about it.
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Pimphand! Kid's got pimphand!
i can imagine that the kid on the right is thinking
"im surrounded by assholes"
Brad used to be so fucking hot, Goddamn it. Now look at him. He's gone grey worrying about who Angelina's eventually gonna leave him for.
i thought she drunk his blood and ate him to keep looking young?
Christ, these two together make me sick. Even their sunglasses match. *Gags*
She's got 3 adopted kids and 1 she gave birth too and two more on the way - She should start to worry if he is going to leave her - no guy is gonna want that much baggage unless its a one nighter
Jake, she's certainly drained him of something. I'm not sure if it's blood or cum, however. Either way, he's worse for wear and she's still smokin' hot.
What ever happened to the Playboy Playmate post? That just seemed to vanish!
Why do we care about this photo and those two ugly kids?
No way will he leave her. Look at that bitch! Would you?
Hey, where's THEIR kid?
Ride Lo
I am in LOVE with Lexi!!!
Fuck Angelina's ample teat and fuck their mongrel adopted children… I want Lexi!
*flashes back to awwwwkitten*
when he realizes she's not his real mom he'll go for third base
Maddox will be calling Woody Allen for advice on how to score with his mom and Brad will be this generations Mia Farrow.
This Maddox has the look of a 38 year old dwarf to me. I'd check the paperwork. Third world adoptions really are a crap shoot.
Maddox is not as dumb as he looks. Those puppies will keep him above water…
What fucking ugly kids!
Lexi, it's dangerous to ignore my advances. Almost as dangerous as rejecting them. Leisa would be able to back it up, but her syringe and scalpel scare me.
Gimme some booty!!!
What an ugly bunch of people. Move along please.
Truth be told, I'd rather bang Aniston than Jolie.
Guess Angelina fits a bill Jennifer never could. Jennifer Aniston is still good for shark bait I guess.
Mongro Jackson
Back off man, this is the internet. I saw ososexilexi first.
Don't make me come up to midtown. I hate that area you work at….