Two weeks ago John Mayer was seen poolside in Miami with Jennifer Aniston, sparking rumors that the two were now dating. Then last week he was seen in New York with some other blond chick so people assumed he had come to his senses and realized Jennifer Aniston is a fug moron. But then this weekend, the two were again seen by a pool in Miami. Gosh, what will they do next?!?! Oh, I’m on pins and needles! People magazine says…
Aniston sat in side-by-side lounge chairs with Mayer, eating salads and talking softly with one another. At one point the singer, 30, whispered into Aniston's ear, sparking a smile from the actress, 39.
Their quality time didn't end there. Mayer and Aniston also attended the Miami wrap party Saturday night at Nikki Coconut Grove. Mayer shielded Aniston from photographers as she climbed out of the car. The couple kissed throughout the evening, enjoying '80s music provided by the party's DJ before calling it a night.
John Mayer is a damn weirdo. I’m all man baby, but I’d sooner take a gentleman in my mouth than swim around and snuggle up with Jennifer Aniston. Hell who am I kidding; I’d blow a guy in front of my parents, my gf and the girl who I had a secret crush on in high school sooner than hold hands with Jennifer Aniston in a dark room with no windows.
Fun Fact: One time I saw John Mayer in a Starbucks and he bought a newspaper. What a fag! (picture source - splash news online)
The good news is that it'll be over again soon - no one leaves their dick in that dried up woman longer than a few hours.
tanya's right. she must not do anal.
OK….making fun of Aniston is good comedy for sure here on WWTDD.com, but saying you'd go blow a dude before you'd even hang out with her? She's rich, man! Put a bag over her head! Anything but gaggin' on the man meat, brotha…
Dating fug, emotionally damaged women is the new black.
One time I sawJohn Mayerin a Starbucks and he bought a newspaper.What a fag! (Phixed)Yea for a few hours! hah man haven't we all been there. With the dick, in the woman. Psh I've had mine in for at least 3 hours before. Am I right or what?? Oh man i love sex.
happy Mongay!
I don't get where people get off calling Aniston "fug."
Hell who am I kidding; I’d blow a guy in front of my parents, my gf and the girl who I had a secret crush on in high school sooner than hold hands with Jennifer Aniston in a dark room with no windows.
George Michael is waiting for you.
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Newsflash: nothing happened this weekend with Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. Their relationship that was still on last week is still on this week and is expected to be on the week after. Surprisingly, last week's relationship was similar the previous week's relationship and the week prior to that.
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Sorry, no man meat for me please. I'll take Jennifer Aniston a million times before I'd ever do that.
I'd F*ck the bageezus out of Aniston in every hole. TWICE!!! If only because of all those hot erect nipple scenes from all those episodes of Friends I sat through!
You're all a bunch of fag-liars if you dare to tell me you would not f*ck her given the chance!
Aniston sat in side-by-side lounge chairs with Mayer, eating salads and talking softly with one another
Whispers were overheard" So is Brad Pitts dick really big?"
Since when has putting your dick in something constituted it being hot? If that were the only criteria, my right hand, my arm-floaties, the space between my couch and the cushion, the jets on the hot tub and my left hand would all be the Playmates of the Year.
I'm so lonely.
SLAP that ass. Why do you guys h8 on Jen so much?
Blonde, rich, famous, desperate. And takes it on the face I'll bet.
The answer to this mystery is simple: the guy with JenAn is John Mayer. The guy seen in New York with "some other chick" is his twin brother, Oscar Mayer (the weiner king).
Wait, I could be confused. John Mayer could be the "weiner king."
I would rather have no female sex again - ever - than take another man's genitals in my mouth. I mean, there are are other things o do apart from sex, like read books, play cribbage, drink, masturbate, etc.
At one point the singer, 30, whispered into Aniston's ear, sparking a smile from the actress, 39.
John <whispers>: They don't know I'm gay!
Jennifer <whispers back>: That's OK, I'll cure you! Please, I just want to get married so bad!
You would rather blow dead goats than hold hands with Brad Pitt's somewhat hot ex with over 100 million $ to her name? Um .. gotta say I'm completely with John on this one. Sorry, a man must know his limits.
Not so funny, my wife said the same thing this weekend:
"I’d rather blow a random guy in front of my parents than hold hands with you…"
I'm worried about you B. I had to check the URL thrice as I thought this was perez. Man, my morning is ruined.
Bren-Dun wrote:
Hell who am I kidding; I’d blow a guy in front of my parents, my gf and the girl who I had a secret crush on in high school
sooner than hold hands with Jennifer Aniston in a dark room with no windows.FIXED!
just kidding, we know you're "all man." <snicker>