05.02.2008 BRITNEY IS A’COMIN

TMZ says now that Britney Spears is headed home to Kentwood, Louisiana for her sister Jamie Lynn's baby shower.  Jamie Lynn Whore, of course, is now about is about 6 months pregnant.  So, according to this picture, she’s giving birth to a dinosaur.

(46) Comments

  1. thedudeabides 05/02/2008 13:04

    whore

  2. thedudeabides 05/02/2008 13:05

    You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl

  3. leftnutofjesus 05/02/2008 13:06

    there's more rabbits where that one came from. this bitch humps like a methrabbit.

  4. rossipsu1 05/02/2008 13:07

    I'll bet they eat the dinosaur…

  5. thedudeabides 05/02/2008 13:08

     

    When asked for comment, Britney said "Ama so prouda mah Jamie Lynn, she'sa just glowin'.  Every now and then we might fight over cheetos or pork rinds n such, but we always work it out by going to the market for more"

  6. Nancy Reagan 05/02/2008 13:09

    Preggo women are nasty.  Argh!!  Nothing attactive about it at all. 

    Hey kids!  What is one way to add 10 years to your looks???

    Get pregnant…Hooray!!

  7. Doctress Leisa 05/02/2008 13:11

    The only way that picture could look more white trashy is if they panned back to reveal a rusty pick up truck on blocks and a retard picking a banjo on the porch.

  8. mobywan 05/02/2008 13:11

    imagine the surprise with a blackasian baby pops out….

  9. ososexilexi 05/02/2008 13:12

    I can only imagine the type of hauntingly stupid sisterly advice that Britney would give to Jamie Lynn in regard to parenting. Come to think of it, should Twit Brit even be allowed within 100 feet of a fetus?

  10. ososexilexi 05/02/2008 13:13

    I hope someone reminds the proud sister to wear panties to the party.

  11. drozz 05/02/2008 13:13

    you know britney's menu for the shower has to include a pregnant, pit-roasted pig.

  12. Rusty Coat Hanger of Justice!! 05/02/2008 13:14

    If I could only make it down to Louisiana to stop this. The world does not need another Hillbilly Spears

     

  13. Nancy Reagan 05/02/2008 13:14

    That's so awesome.  Jamie Lynn Spears is on the eve of almost becoming another oblivious American mother who thinks her child is somehow "special" and better than everyone else's child. 

  14. snappy.vajayjay 05/02/2008 13:16

    GUINEA PIG!!

  15. djtechsys 05/02/2008 13:17

    Doctress Leisa said: "The only way that picture could look more white trashy is if they panned back to reveal a rusty pick up truck on blocks and a retard picking a banjo on the porch."

    i disagree… it might improve it.

  16. MG Admirer 05/02/2008 13:17

    Brit's coming to the shower - she was invited because Jamie Lyn knows that she always brings the best vodka and, well you know, it just isn't a baby shower without several rounds of shots. 

  17. thedudeabides 05/02/2008 13:18

    Rusty coat hanger of justice,

    I'll contribute some money to buy you a ticket to Louisiana.  Is it too late for you to abort Brit and Jamie Lynn?

  18. Angry WASP 05/02/2008 13:18

    that poor dinosaur.

  19. MG Admirer 05/02/2008 13:19

    BTW, who's the fat cow behind Jamie Lynn in the above photo?  Is that her mum?    Gosh, what a catch she is for that poor teenage sap who took the fall for daddy duties, to know that JL will look like her in 10 years' time.

  20. scum 05/02/2008 13:21

    I thought she WAS holding her baby.

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