Seemingly against all odds, Britney Spears has spent the last few months living a relatively low key and normal life. No stand-off’s with police, no psyche wards, no marriages, no flashing the paparazzi. Just daily trips to the gym, reconciliation with the manger who made her famous and frequent trips to dance and recording studios. And yesterday, New Old Britney was rewarded by an LA County judge who granted her more visitation time with her kids. People magazine says…
"We are so pleased with Britney's progress, and we are appreciative of the court's recognition of this progress," Spears's parents, Jamie and Lynne Spears, said in statement after a hearing attended by the pop star and her ex-husband Kevin Federline.
It was not clear how much more time Spears was granted. Federline's attorney characterized the court order as "an expansion of time."
"It is a cautious step, but a step forward nonetheless," said lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan. "We are seeing signs of [Britney's] progress, and consistency over time is something welcome by Kevin … The children are doing great."
Are the choices here really Kevin Federline or Britney Spears or Kevin Federline and Britney Spears? Are those the only choices to raise these two boys? I cannot accept that as the only options. Either way, these will definitely be the kind of 10-year-olds that pin down the gay kid and put dead birds on his face.
Facinating
Surely there are some wild dogs that could win custody of Britney's fuck trophies.
Hey B, sorry about that when we were kids. What with the dead bird and all. You gotta admit you had it coming though. You kinda talk like a f@gg0t, and your shit's all retarded.
Mark Vincent Kaplan is her lawyer? Didn't he kill John Lennon?
Just in time for Mother's Day, too! Britney Spears is Mother of the Year!
(sadly for her whorish younger sister Jamie Lynn, who missed the deadline by not popping out her illegitimate spawn in time)
good god, she is a sexy woman!!!
i hope to do very naughty things to her someday… i'll start at her toes and work my way up!!!
mmmm,mmmm good!!!!!
I'd fuck her……once she starts acting all crazy (i.e. sexy) again.
BTW….
Facials from dead birds are under-rated.
True Story.
pin down the gay kid and put dead birds on his face.
It's all fun and games until someone
loses an eyegets West Nile virus."better" is a relative term. one time i had a donkey and i fucked its ass so hard it bled to death in a matter of hours. The donkey's i have sex with now i am much more careful and i always start with oral. my doctor says i am getting " better"
Why was Vin Diesel attending the trial?
Tangocash00001…..
I am almost certain a donkey can only die once…..so maybe you don't have to be so careful anymore.
Those kids will one day say "Mommy , How the fuck did you blow $61 million dollars?" and the hopefully they will punch her in the nose.
Ballsync….
Her reply will be ….."the same way you blow your "partners" sweeties".
Tango, you disgust me.
Are the choices here really Kevin Federline or Britney Spears or Kevin Federline and Britney Spears?
Wow. That's bad, worse, and fucking end of the universe for choices there.
The donkey's i have sex with now i am much more careful and i always start with oral. The hardest part is putting on my knee pads. I'm getting old.
Rockdirt: you entertain me with all of your witty "fists". Battle on my little hemroid.
Better my ass. 10-to-1 says there is moonshine in that water bottle.
Wow -
first step - get the kids back.
next step - kiss Madonna.