In Touch says today that Britney spears lost 61 million dollars last year, thanks to a combination of endless shopping sprees to support her extravagant lifestyle and the fact that she too fat crazy lazy to tour in support of her album Blackout. In Touch says…
Britney’s crazy behavior, which started in February 2007 when she shaved her head, has (cost her) nearly $61 million.
“It’s staggering how much money has been used up,” a family friend says.
In addition to the enormous tab for legal bills, rehab and psychiatric care, Britney’s inability to work has cost her a fortune. “By not touring for her last album [Blackout], she lost out on $50 million,” estimates Robert Bianchi, an LA-based CPA.
I think this guy is a little enthusiastic when he thinks about how many people would go see Britney spears in concert. She’s just sort of a novelty at this point. Like seeing a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe. It's like, "Oh hey I've heard about this. And there it is. Moving right along…"
owned
When I saw the banner headline I just assumed you meant brain cells and came to ask how today was different from any other day.
she didn't loose that money!!! LOLZ!! she gave it to the puppies at the pound!!! BTW she didnt need to tour because blackout just plain sold itself!!! ROTFJOthehermitcrab!!!
On the positive side, she's got Vin Diesel as her personal trainer now.
How can you lose money you don't have? That's like saying I lost out on $4812374892374013892721942819472318 because I didn't find the cure to cancer
juan - isnt that the bald guy that was checking her out in the towel
In addition to the enormous tab for legal bills, rehab and psychiatric care
Those bills pale in comparison to the cost of her "sody pop," cigarettes, Cheetos, and bacon.
Lots of bacon.
i thought it was going to end in "…pounds"
because, she now has wonderful dancer's legs
What's the over/under on her playing truck stops in the southeast by August 2009, Doctress?
I ask cuz I like watching what happens after the initial train wreck.
She's dumber than a fucking bag of hammers.
I was thinking she lost weight but when i saw the pic she was as porky as ever.
By the way she did not make $61 million last year, its not that she lost it. That's a good line for teenage porn though…..
Agent: "You lost $150,000 thousand dollars last year"
18 yr old: "Oh my gosh, somebody fuck me, quick"
She never did have that many brain cells. Pounds however, she still has; that's how many of 'em she should try to lose this year.
Tony P: you're probably right. See, here's what I think happened.
He saw her wearing the towel. They went into the locker room to have sex, but when she took off the towel and was standing there naked, he insisted she put on some clothes and hit the treadmill for six hours before he'd do her.
Did she check under the couch cushions? I always find money there.
When I do laundry, too.
As a loyal American, I demand that Britney pay taxes on the $61 million she "lost" last year.
If she doesn't have the money, she has to do one million hours of community service, performing as a
a) street mime
b) crash test dummy
c) prostitute in homeless shelters
I feel you pain Britney when I read this about you I lost some air out of my ass…
Britney better not miss a child-support payment, or K-Fed will be all up in her ass.
Literally.
Yeah, I lost $12.3 million dollars when I failed to write a best-selling novel and make a movie deal from it. Life sucks.
“By not touring for her last album [Blackout], she lost out on $50 million,”
BS…she saved another 50M by NOT touring.
not seen is the handcuff that baldy put on her left arm / treadmill
I think we all owe Britney a debt of gratitude because she didn't tour.
In fact, she should something like those government farm subsidies where they pay you not to grow crops. She should get a payment every year she doesn't record an album, appear on TV, or go on tour.