CALIFORNIA IS TOUGH ON CRIME

On April 29th, Gary Dourdan, who played the character Non-Threatening Black Man on "CSI", was arrested in Palm Springs for possession of heroin, cocaine, ecstasy and prescription drugs.  He was arrested at 5:21am, when sheriffs deputies found him passed out in his car on the wrong side of the road.  Today was his court date.  Now, try to guess if he will do any jail time.  Keep in mind, he’s an actor, and this is California.   I don’t want to give any hints, because it will ruin the surprise. People magazine says…  

He was charged with three counts of felony drug possession following his April 28 early-morning arrest in Palm Springs, Calif. The heroin count was dismissed."As a result of today's proceedings, Gary has been given diversion (a drug treatment program)," his lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley said outside the Lawson Justice Center. "He very much regrets what happened and he's very embarrassed by what occurred, but he's looking forward to moving on and getting back to work."Dourdan had faced up to three years and eight months based on the charges filed against him. Instead, he faces no prison time, but must complete the 16-class drug program.

That’s right.  Cocaine, heroin and ecstasy = not one day in jail.  I dare a normal person to try this.  Not only would they sentence you to a hundred years on Monster Island, they would get a model to seduce your wife, they would sell your kids to gypsies and turn your dog gay.