05.23.2008 CHARLIE SHEEN HAS TRANNY-INFESTED SPERM

Yesterday, sources close to Charlie Sheen leaked to the media that Denise Richards was lying when she said she needed to do a reality TV show for the money, as she was already making over 600,000 a year in child support alone, and could eventually make as much as 25 million thanks to Charlie’s TV show.  Well today, Denise decided to take the high road and has officially refused to comment on that story. I’m joking of course.  

Sheen branded her a liar and claimed she sent his fiancee, Brooke Mueller, an e-mail asking him for his sperm so she could have another kid.
Richards claims the e-mails sent to Mueller were fakes: "I don't want Charlie's prostitute-tranny-infested sperm. I have two beautiful kids. We'll leave it at that. I am so over him. He's the one who can't move on. He's disgusting and he's hit an all-time low."
"Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he's going to Family Day [for daughter Sam's school] and letting him know Sam was sick with a cold," Richards said. "His response was, 'I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.' My mom died of cancer. This is what I deal with on a weekly basis.”

I don't know.  Maybe it's because I’m such a hopeless romantic, but I get the feeling these two can still work it out.  At least they haven't done anything that would burn any bridges.

(62) Comments

  1. mephistopheles jefferson 05/23/2008 07:22

    Don't care about this:  what I do care about is that I still can't change my avatar.  This needs to be rectified immediately.

     

    I'm getting this error message when I try:

    Warning: imagejpeg() [function.imagejpeg]: Unable to open 'user_files/6632_avatar_64×64.jpg' for writing: Permission denied in /autofs/isilon1/wwtdd/wwtdd.com/htdocs/templates_c/profile.php on line 100

     

    Help me Obi-Wan, you're my only hope… 

  2. ososexilexi 05/23/2008 07:25

    No one's going to watch her show, right? I can't wait until she & Dina Lohan are the laughing stock of the E! network. If anyone deserves to go down in flames, it's those two skank ass bitches.

  3. Juan 05/23/2008 07:25

    'I hope you and your worthless retarded father get cancer and join your stupid mom. Rot in hell you [bleeping] whore.'

    Oh, that Charlie!  He was just quoting a sure-fire laugh-getting line from his hit TV show, Two and a Half [Bleeping] Bastards.

     

  4. Doctress Leisa 05/23/2008 07:26

    he's hit an all-time low

    baby, you're doing a reality show. I think the playing field has been leveled. 

  5. Juan 05/23/2008 07:27

    Other than The Soup, E! is nothing but a cable channel serving as an enabler for worthless, annoying attention whores.

    Not that there's anything wrong with that. 

  6. ososexilexi 05/23/2008 07:29

    Besides, didn't Denise know all about Charlie's way with the ladies of the night before she married him? I thought for sure she was down with the hookers and whatnot.

  7. Juan 05/23/2008 07:29

    At least they haven't done anything that would burn any bridges.

    This just in, Denise Richards accuses Charlie Sheen of burning the bridge that leads to her home in an exclusive gated community, forcing her to drive an extra five miles every time she wants to go to the 7-11 and buy a pack of smokes.

    Charlie replies, "[Bleep] you, you [bleeping] whore."

    I think a reconciliation is possible.

     

  8. djtechsys 05/23/2008 07:31

    mephistopheles jefferson - convert whatever you want as your avvy to a .gif and upload that. should work. this is what i had pepper and yohnny do.

  9. Tennessee Tuxedo 05/23/2008 07:33

    Someone needs to tell her to stop trying to putt the dildo in her belly button.  That hole don't work, honey.

  10. ososexilexi 05/23/2008 07:33

    Anyway, calling comeone a whore is just Charlie's endearing way of saying I love you!

  11. tangocash00001 05/23/2008 07:33

    did you guys know that Denise Richard's father is retarded, i think i read it somewhere.

  12. JIMBONE JONES 05/23/2008 07:34

    ABAZABA YOUR MY ONLY FRIEND.

  13. The Luchador 05/23/2008 07:34

    Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen is covering Beau Bridges in lighter fluid.

  14. Doctress Leisa 05/23/2008 07:34

    I have 52 thousand dollars that says you should shut your mouth unless there is a cock in it.

  15. JIMBONE JONES 05/23/2008 07:36

    CHARLIE IS THIS ANY EXAMPLE TO SET FOR THE KID ON YOUR SITCOM HE MAY GROW UP TO BE LIKE YOU BUT HOPEFULLY NOT LIKE EMILIO . EMILIO SUCKS .

  16. Juan 05/23/2008 07:38

    Last week, I sent Charlie a text message asking him if he's going to Family Day

    Oh yeah, she still wants him. 

    Read between the lines "r u going to famly day" means "please come over and donate some sperm, honey."

     

  17. Juan 05/23/2008 07:39

    ^R U GOIN @ FMLY DY

    sorry, i'm not a "hip" texter

     

  18. man bear pig 05/23/2008 07:39

    Well played Charlie, well played!

  19. pump 05/23/2008 07:44

    what about my coffee, redbull and ritalin infested sperm?

  20. Juan 05/23/2008 07:46

    Pump wrote: what about my coffee, redbull and ritalin infested sperm?

    Denise will take it!

    Donations accepted in the rear. 

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