05.16.2008 ELLEN WANTS TO GET MARRIED

The California Supreme Court overturned Prop 22 yesterday - which in 2000 won with 61 percent of the vote to ban California from recognizing same sex marriages - so now same sex couples are racing to get married.  And yesterday on her stupid show, Ellen DeGeneres announced plans to marry Portia de Rossi, her girlfriend for the past 4 years.  People magazine says…

DeGeneres made the announcement Thursday, according to the Associated Press and TMZ (which first reported the story). The news came hot on the heels of a judicial ruling that struck down California's laws against gay marriage.
In what's sure to be a controversial decision, the California's Supreme Court ruled that people have a fundamental "right to marry" the partner of their choosing – therefore the previous ban on gay marriage was ruled unconstitutional.
De Rossi, 35, was reportedly in the studio when DeGeneres – who just celebrated her 50th birthday – made the announcement before a cheering audience. (The episode is scheduled to air Friday.)

Ellen DeGeneres is disgusting to look at and a complete bitch so I'm against anything that may bring her happiness. On a scale of 1 to 10, I would punch Ellen in the face a good hard 9.



(100) Comments

  1. Alan 05/16/2008 07:29

    Lesbians should be allowed to get married and have sex only if they're young, thin, hot, and use plenty of oil.  Sorry Ellen, you're illegal.

  2. CaptainSizzle 05/16/2008 07:29

    Californication…..for all!!! YEAH!!…i can just hear it now

  3. Alan 05/16/2008 07:30

    Are they into FISTING?

  4. Ballsnyc 05/16/2008 07:31

    Portia De Rossi became Pukia de Rossi
    These bitches can have each other
    NTTIWWT

  5. PollyAnna 05/16/2008 07:31

    So do the pretty women who pair up with ugly, manly looking women really like guys? And why don't the ugly, manly looking women try to look prettier? I work with a couple of lesbians who love when pretty girls come in to our workplace, but they look like boys. I don't get it.

  6. ososexilexi 05/16/2008 07:31

    Fuck Ellen. I hope Portia leaves her for a MAN fifteen years her junior. Or me. That would be fine too.

  7. Juan 05/16/2008 07:31

    Do you think I could score an invitation to the wedding?  Cause I'd go all Wedding Crashers on those hot lesbians.

     

  8. Juan 05/16/2008 07:32

    ^not including Ellen or Portia or Sam Ronson

  9. Ballsnyc 05/16/2008 07:33

    NTTIATWWT

  10. Observer 05/16/2008 07:38

    If Portia doesn't accept the proposal……there is a guy in England with a used wife for sale……

     

     

    A jealous husband who suspected his wife of an affair took revenge — by putting her for sale on eBay.

    Paul Osborn, 44, kicked out wife Sharon and advertised her on the Internet auction site — with bids hitting $969,890.

    It offered his “cheating, lying, adulterous slag of a wife” to the highest bidder — and became an Internet phenomenon, with users forwarding the link worldwide. But Sharon, 43, denies an affair and cops are now investigating Paul for harassment.

     

  11. MG Admirer 05/16/2008 07:38

    I've never worked out why Lesbians end up partnering with women who look like men.  If you wanted someone who looked like a man, why didn't you go for … a man?

     

    BTW, bad photo.  Portia's eyebrows and smile make her look like The Joker and Ellen looks like the sad impoverished child from a Charlie Chaplin B&W.

    Either that or they are doing their best impression of the smiling face/sad face theatrical mask. 

  12. DB's Treasure 05/16/2008 07:39

    just a fuckin shame……Rossi is fucking hot, and hates the cock. 

     

    The worst kind of lesbian 

  13. CaptainSizzle 05/16/2008 07:39

    It's nice how liberal judges just say "Fuck You" to what the people voted for…..and that passed by 61 percent.

    Can't wait to see more people like DeGenerate applauding this decision so they won't be oppressed any longer!!!

    A positive side-effect may be that all the gays move to California and the sheer weight of them finishes the work that Ma Nature started with the San Andreas and other fault lines out there…..do I hear a KER-splash?

  14. markie_mark 05/16/2008 07:39

    PORTIA DE ROSSI used to be hot as shit

  15. Slaappy got fingered 05/16/2008 07:39

    The fuckers in California voted 61% to ban it yet a bunch of homo judges rule the other way. Good luck with the karma earthquake, I've got land in Yuma, AZ that going to appreciate big time!

  16. Doctress Leisa 05/16/2008 07:39

    She may be ugly, but she sure gets to munch on some first-rate carpet.

    In other news: 2-4 pm today at http://www.UCLAradio.com . Got lots of great requests from ya'll–should be a great show!

  17. Dignan 05/16/2008 07:39

    "I would punch Ellen in the face a good hard 9."

     

    Yeah, well I've got a good hard 9 right here.

  18. pepper 05/16/2008 07:40

    Wow!

     Another ugly Lesbian.  She looks like chicken. 

  19. Slaappy got fingered 05/16/2008 07:41

    CaptainSizzle stole my thoughts btw!

  20. tangocash00001 05/16/2008 07:42

    Portia has the 2nd best drawn-on eye brows in the world. The best is of course Count Chocula.

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