I’m extremely grateful to Italian Vogue for getting Eva Mendes to pose almost naked, but they still manage to make it all weird and less awesome than it should have been. For starters, they gave her a red afro in some of these. It's like I'm jacking off to the mayor of hamburger town. Gee thanks. Also they have a picture of her with her foot in her mouth. Here's the math on that: hot piece of ass + foot in her mouth = weirdo photographer. She’s a hot naked chick with big tits and dark perfect skin, like a sexy gypsy, casting a spell on my penis. This really shouldn’t have been so hard.
i just shot a wad of special sauce!
got to love her
and all those years i thought i was weird for wanting to fuck ronald mcdonald…WHO KNEW!
not a big fan
And then she went to rehab
I'd fuck her so hard. My dick is sore from a hard jerking off session I just had.
Way to ruin a good thing.
#3 bottom row
Is that Amy Winehouse's wig?
Foot in mouth —> oral fixation —> Cock in mouth no problem!!
Yay!
oh dear lord
Smokin' hot!! Love it!
Pic #4: That is one HUGE goddamn foot. Is that really hers? It's bigger than 'er Head!
She must have a good understanding. Wink Wink.
I'm here all week… be sure to tip your waitresses.
L'ultima immagine, mi eiaculato che in tazza e guardare la sua bevanda..
And she couldn't just say…
"No fucking thanks. This is fucking weird"?
sexiLexi - Way to ruin a good thing.
You like the naked ladies? Are you not fitted with a pair of your own hooters?
foot in mouff is good for me
Is it me or does she kind of look like a tranny?
Hey, the photographer got her to do this. If he had to smoke and mirror it into the 'artistic' category thats fine by me. As for her, this kind of thing is like marijuana, its a gateway and soon she'll be doing porn.
RETRO.
This is like jerking off to my mother's photos…..
Ahh the guilt!
I 'm over it.
I should have a top 10 boner right now.
Instead, I'm just kinda… I dunno… bored?