The cast of "Kung Fu Panda" walked the red carpet at Cannes today (nice film festival you have there fags), which meant the world was once again subjected to Jack Blacks hilarious antics. Oh, look. He’s doing a little thing there. Like kung fu. Get it? Because the movie is about kung fu. And I guess he’s maybe protecting a super pregnant Angelina from the press, who pose no threat in any way whatsoever. And he’s doing that with kung fu. You see, the joke begins with the premise of the movie, which is kung fu, so here Jack is doing a kung fu move, thus reminding the audience of the movie. Reminding people of things = super super funny. Hey, remember "Patriot Games"? That was also a movie. HAHAHA!
I do like the beard though, but only because it makes him look like one of those fat twins on the tiny motorbikes. He should have come out like that. See, just picturing that is already 10 billion times funnier than anything Jack Black has ever done.
NOTE - I accidentally typed Hack Black for the tag but I’m keeping it for obvious reasons.
Tanacious D Baby! Fistular
Tenacious Dumbass and/or Douchebag
The manuever he is performing is a Kung fu C-Section.
Was Angelina using a body double? Her face looks like it's ripe with palsy.
If I were him, I would stop looking stupid in front of cameras. Oh…that's right…some acerebral fuckass paid him to act like that once and it snowballed.
Regarding his career and his skills, his skits on HBO were fucking funny. Everything else has been very sub-par.
With karate I'll kick your ass, from here to right over there, and then I'll pull out all of your pubic hair…
as soon as you host the nickolodeon awards, you should immediately be shot in the fucking head by Mickey Rourke after the show.
FUCK THAT SHITTINERATE COCKHOLE WITH THE UNPRONOUNCABLE SYMBOL OF PRINCE
Ever heard Flight of the Conchord? They're the new Tenacious D and they are funny too. Youtube them and watch "business time". Guaranteed lols.
Wow and she's not even due until August! Holy shit, you'll be able to land a 747 on her ass by then.
doctress,
the fag before you played outkast at the end of his set. tell him i appreciate it. his gayness is excused.
uh huh push that puss, everybody move to the back of the bus.
oh….and….Jack Black's a hasbeen that took the "just say no" road over the "coke and whores" road and this is what happens.
Dear Jack,
This is Satan. You should've Farleyed on me and took the golden brick path to heaven, but you're past due behind Will Smith. Time to suck Daddy's cock big boy.
Great, two fat no talent hacks. Go away losers.
doc,
it's thursday. nevermind. and being stoned had nothing to do with it this time. not that i'm not. but it had nothing to fucking do with it.
He is not really IN the movie, is he? He is voice-acting. That's the equivalent of fucking a rubber doll and bragging about laying a good-looking red-head afterwards. It's not the real thing.
wow, the banner pic has three big boobs
I've checked wwtdd daily for quite some time yet never had the urge to log in or comment as I do now. Jack Black is hilarious. Granted he's done some crap like Shallow Hal and what not, but when he is unleashed he's fucking hilarious. Case in point - the HBO original Tenacious D series. If you watched repeatedly and religiously then you'll understand Blacks humor. Even in crap like Shallow Hal it's there, subtle, but there. Jack Black is hilarious, a comic genius.
Oh, and Angelina Jolie has fucking gross man hands - think about that next time your jerking off. They are like the wings of a Pteradactyl without the webbing.
Even though she's pregnant, I would still rail Angelina till it fell off. Hottest pregnant chick ever.
LNJ- Pass some of that shit over this way. I'm fresh out and about to rip someone's face off if I don't get some green up in these lungs ASAP.