05.22.2008 HELLO

Sometimes I think Juliet Lewis is strangely attractive, but then I see her looking like she does here on a yacht outside Cannes and I snap back to my senses.  There's at least a 2 percent chance that she's a shape-shifting robot from the future.  Every time I see her she looks just a little bit different. Which is exactly the kind of mistake a robot shape-shifter from the future would make. Because they don’t understand rock and roll. One minute she looks borderline hot, the next I’m ashamed of myself for wanting to fuck a retarded girl. I’m joking of course. It actually sounds hot.

(picture source = splash news online)




(217) Comments

  1. djtechsys 05/22/2008 11:47

    pfffft

  2. Harenmahkeester 05/22/2008 11:48

    Definitely on my Top Ten "no-tits" list :~)

  3. Johnny01 05/22/2008 11:49

    Looks like she stole a dinner napkin to cover up those…ummm…."breasts"?

  4. ososexilexi 05/22/2008 11:50

    I can't believe she got to fuck Brad Pitt in his prime.

  5. SCBitch 05/22/2008 11:51

    poor thing probably had both removed due to cancer.  also goes with the scarf to cover up the wig sliding off because she has a cameron on top really.

  6. scum 05/22/2008 11:53

    Is that a target for my jizz on her left butt cheek?

  7. scum 05/22/2008 11:54

    What kind of wood doesnt float.

  8. DaJabroni 05/22/2008 11:56

    EAT A FUCKING BIG MAC, JULIE!

  9. Phineas Gage 05/22/2008 11:56

    She was hot as the underage daughter in Cape Fear.Everything after (including interviews) has shown that she's not just ugly,but quite stupid as well.Also,she's apparently a Scientologist.

  10. Chunk 05/22/2008 11:56

    She's the president and ceo of the itty bitty titty committe….oh yes, i went there

  11. Slaappy got fingered 05/22/2008 11:57

    She's a CIWLABSWF

    Chick I would lie about but still would fuck

     

    This term probably will not catch on 

  12. tangocash00001 05/22/2008 11:57

    it doesn't suprise me B thinks she hot.  if you took her top off, she'd look like some guy from an 80's rock band

  13. scum 05/22/2008 11:57

    Mine after looking at her it just sinks to the bottom. Her bottom.

  14. scum 05/22/2008 11:59

    Isnt she the dude from Enuff Z Nuff. Or Ratt?

  15. yohnskull22 05/22/2008 12:00

    "Um, Jimmy would you eat my pussy out for me?"

    "Uh, yeah, I could do that"

  16. Smeg McMuffin 05/22/2008 12:00

    White Trash Hot

  17. Avatar 05/22/2008 12:01

    I guarantee you she's better in bed than Shania Twain. I hear Lewis learned her tricks on the hot streets of Pataya, Thailand, with her ladyboy friends. I know. I was there … by mistake … my plane was, uh … diverted … and only took off again 4 months later. Honest.

  18. Diremutt 05/22/2008 12:01

    scum, Natalie Wood.

  19. yohnskull22 05/22/2008 12:01

    No she's a dancing Mick Jagger in pics 3 & 4

  20. Diremutt 05/22/2008 12:03

    I's stay off it. I wouldn't go anyplace Rodney Dangerfield had been.

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