05.14.2008 I HEART LILY ALLEN, PART 2

(80) Comments

1. 
   jellybaby 05/14/2008 08:24
   

   titties!

    
2. 
   Doctress Leisa 05/14/2008 08:25
   

   Hey Lily–I hear Fruit of the Loom is looking to add a pear to their line up!
3. 
   cheese 05/14/2008 08:28
   

   facinating
4. 
   StinkyChalupa 05/14/2008 08:29
   

   i am not sure who this is. and her nipples and her hair dont match.  at all. 

   but i need to be inside of her. 
5. 
   Juan 05/14/2008 08:30
   

   Sure, I'd hit it.  If it was offered to me. I'm an equal-opportunity hitter.
6. 
   ososexilexi 05/14/2008 08:30
   

   When I want to pick up chicks like this, I usually cruise the local Weight Watcher's meetings.

    Hey, with a little work & a lot of self control, they could be merely passable!
7. 
   PollyAnna 05/14/2008 08:31
   

   I don't know who she is, so I looked her up on IMDB and found this:

   The singer said "I really want to explore the acting route more, but nothing which involves me taking my clothes off. I don't want to go down that route like a lot of aspiring young actresses do.
8. 
   Chris19 05/14/2008 08:32
   

   "For some reason I think this chick is awesome even though she’s 40 pounds overweight and I hate her stupid blond hair."

   She's awesome because she has a cool British accent and, unlike Amy Whinehorse, actually has a good voice and singing talent. That, and even though she may be a bit plump, you can look at her nakie and not throw up in disgust - which you want to do anytime you look at a pic of Amy Whinehorse.
9. 
   1GreatTrainRobbery 05/14/2008 08:32
   

   I really like those two french fuckers shamelessly watching her tits. 
10. 
    smooth0707 05/14/2008 08:33
    

    Hahaha I think she got one thing right…it looks like she's swimming in a zoo at the Walrus tank
11. 
    PollyAnna 05/14/2008 08:33
    

    oops, that was wikipedia.

    Still….funny.
12. 
    Doctress Leisa 05/14/2008 08:34
    

    "I really want to explore the acting route more, but nothing which involves me taking my clothes off. I don't want to go down that route like a lot of aspiring young actresses do.

    So, instead of getting paid to take her clothes off, she does it outside for free. Apparently, brains are not Ms. Allen's strong suit.
13. 
    yohnskull22 05/14/2008 08:34
    

    Is this the chick with the triple nipple?
14. 
    Winky 05/14/2008 08:34
    

    Who the fuck is Lily Allen?

     

    Hair/nipple coordination or not, I'd still hit it.
15. 
    Juan 05/14/2008 08:35
    

    Is she Paul Allen's daughter?  Cause if she is, I'd marry her, divorce her, and get half of daddy's money.  Plus that sweet boat.

     
16. 
    tangocash00001 05/14/2008 08:36
    

    looks like she hasn't lost that miscarriage weight yet.
17. 
    PollyAnna 05/14/2008 08:37
    

    This quote makes her kinda likable:

    She also said that everyone who bought Paris Hilton's debut album should be killed off.
18. 
    Mongro Jackson 05/14/2008 08:37
    

    You call Jennifer Aniston fug, yet you call Lily Allen hot?  Jeez B, get it together man, methinks you're confused.  I think you only like Lily Allen b/c she takes it in the ass.  I like her for that reason too.  Of course, what you don't know is that Janniston takes it in the ass too, right after you club her in the back of the head and drag her into an alley.  Wait… Did I type that or just think it?
19. 
    the gun show 05/14/2008 08:38
    

    guy on the left in the banner pic looks like he's snapping one out.
20. 
    the gun show 05/14/2008 08:38
    

    where's his other hand?

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