Amy Winehouse walked around all weekend (once in traffic when her car broke down, once at some recording studio) with fresh cut marks and open sores on her arms and face, yet still no one is stepping in and getting this girl any help for her very obvious drug addiction. Someone should do something. Not me though. Someone else. I can’t because she’s unattractive and I can't be around unattractive people because they make me nervous. I heard they steal.
(picture source = bauer griffin)
She's bringin' Gypsy back.
I heard something about a big train wreck this weekend. Wow, looks like it was terrible.
This posting explains why I hate Mondays…Nurse! Vomit clean-up room213…stat!
Is she reading tarot cards now?? WTF….when does the seance begin??
She needs to channel the spirits and talk them into taking her back….really, I would chip in for that
why do we recognize her.
She makes OLIVE OYL look hot.
I've dropped better looking kids off at the pool. Honestly, I'd rather have a makeout session with a 3 pound fat man dump than slap this crack hoe five. Fuckit.
She looks like a family of rats might be living inside of her. I would be sad too.
the key word is traffic mafuckers.
why the fuck no one knocked that bitch out of her slippers and wiped the excess brain matter off their windshield with the wipers as they headed to the crack dealer's house I will NEVER fucking know.
i'd rather fuck a baby. any kind. especially a dead one.
You may be in love but I'm going to puke!
didn't she come out on top as the ugliest person in music history? I think it was some sort of offical top 100 list or something.
Either way… she beat out Shanye McGown from the Pogues… and that guy's mug is hurting bad!!!!
I think I'd rather go out with the chick tattoo'd on her arm
C'mon eveybody, quit hating. We all know puss and blood make good lubricants.
If I were in charge of her I would trat her no different than my tea-cup silky Charlie. I wouldbe be like
"No Amy! <smack on the nose> you son't eat your dried poops!"
"No Amy! <smack on the nose> you dont chew on papa's socks!"
"No Amy! <smack on the nose> No licking!"
"No Amy! <smack on the nose> Stop licking the damn wall! What in the hell drives you to feel that licking the wall is the best course of action!?"
"Fine Amy! <grab by the neck skin> If your going to act like an animal, then your going right back in the backyard, where animals live. We'll try again in 30 minuntes to see if you can be the princess we all know you can be."
I may now be limp for life. Viagra is not even an option at this point.
I wonder what kinda car she drives…I feel thats somewhat relevant
She's just one needle away from death!
I can't wait!!!!
Okay lets be honest, I'd put $50 down saying she doesn't see 2009, in which case I want to know who I would need to talk to, to enquire on purchasing the tattooed skin on her right shoulder so that I may make a wallet with it. Is that gross? Name one animal that is commonly used to make wallets that is more of an animal than she is.
I rest my case.
And my beautiful eyes.
She's been dead for weeks now, but she's so hopped up her body hasn't recognized it yet. Kind of like Mike the famous headless chicken.
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