05.21.2008 I’M SUPER JEALOUS RIGHT NOW

The Mirror UK and Bauer Griffin both seem to think Kirsten Dunst had an accident or got punched or something, because today they're reporting that she has a mysterious black eye.  The Mirror says…

Spider-MAN star Kirsten Dunst looked like she'd been punched in the eye on the set of her latest film … Even a huge pair of sunglasses couldn't hide the massive bruise on her cheek.

And Bauer-Griffin says

Kirsten Dunst leaves her trailer on the set of 'All Good Things' in SoHo with, what appears to be, bruises on her left cheek.

I wonder if someone tried to rape Kirsten.  Because she's so sexy.  And then things got out of hand.  Sex crimes are serious.  Any time a girl is raped, I think she should go to the cops immediately.  Unless I'm the one who did it, in which case I think we should just let bygones be bygones. Why live in the past?

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  1. DaJabroni 05/21/2008 05:49

    FIRST!

  2. pepper 05/21/2008 05:53

    He was aiming for her two front rat teeth.    Learn how to punch!

  3. Juan 05/21/2008 05:58

    Hey, I'd hit it.

    Oh wait, somebody beat me to it.

     

  4. DaJabroni 05/21/2008 05:59

    Looking at these sexy photos, it is hard for me to believe I still used to have multiple wet-dreams about her in Spiderman….or was it Interview With The Vampire?  No, definitely Spiderman! 

  5. Mac-Daddy 05/21/2008 06:00

    she's from my home town in Joisy!

    I'd do her just on principle!

  6. TW 05/21/2008 06:01

    jabroni, I dream about punching her in the face. I guess I'm having those psychic dreams again…

  7. PapaRod 05/21/2008 06:01

    I think she turned around at the wrong time while being donkey punched.  It can happen to anyone. 

  8. Juan 05/21/2008 06:08

    Kirsten and Toby Maguire got in a slap-fight over who was more womanly.

  9. bryce 05/21/2008 06:09

    Fuck me Bren, couldn't sleep or trying to get all your 'work' done early and head to the beach?

     I gave her that black eye. I concentrated really hard and punched her with my mind. Turns out this only works if you really hate someone…

  10. DB's Treasure 05/21/2008 06:10

    My money's on she had a violent sneeze and she bit herself

  11. bryce 05/21/2008 06:10

    Come on people, lets be sensible. It could always be that it is make-up for the movie.

     

     

    lolz, just kidding!

  12. ososexilexi 05/21/2008 06:11

    This one is going the way of Amy Whorehouse Crackhouse Winehouse. First rehab, now this. Soon she'll be wandering down Broadway in her bra and panties bumming lipped  cigarettes off of random stangers.

  13. DaJabroni 05/21/2008 06:18

    I would pay big bucks to see this bitch wander down Broadway in her bra and panties!  I would have enough jag-off material to last at least 45 minutes a week!  Even with the black eye and fucked up teeth, she is way hot! 

  14. TW 05/21/2008 06:22

    jabroni,
    if she did that, there would be people trying to lift manhole covers to throw at her.

  15. xhkpw 05/21/2008 06:23

    I wish I was the one who punched her.

  16. DaJabroni 05/21/2008 06:29

    Nah, TW, look at her!  You tell me you wouldn't tap that?  And she is a real fucking party chick too!  The total package!

    Man, I want to do push-ups on her titties with my penis!  I wouldn't get past four…

  17. Jake 05/21/2008 06:31

    I tried to punch the kitty but I missed!

  18. ososexilexi 05/21/2008 06:34

    And what's up with the heavy coat? Is she trying to hide the rest of her self mutilated battered body as well?

  19. Juan 05/21/2008 06:35

    She looked in the mirror and punched herself, thinking it was a horrible undead creature.

    And she was right.

  20. djtechsys 05/21/2008 06:37

    *yawn*

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