Star magazine says now that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline may not be reuniting, but they are heatin' things up, with what they call "weekly steamy phone sex sessions." That’s gross.
Recently, when Britney was having a sleepless night, she decided to call Kevin at nearly 2 a.m. While they initially chatted about their boys — Preston, 2, and Jayden, 20 months — the conversation shifted. And as Britney hoped, Kevin knew exactly how to tire her out — with hours of erotic talk!
"They have phone sex often — at least once a week," an insider tells Star. "The one thing those two have in common is their need for sex, and after they get going, there are no holds barred."
Phone sex is the dumbest thing in the world. It's not sex. It's like calling a restaurant and asking them to describe their food. That’s not the same thing as eating. No guy wants to sit on the phone for 2 hours and talk dirty to a girl. We don’t like talking to girls on the phone to begin with. That shit is boring. I hate to be the one to break this to you ladies, but if your boyfriend spends two hours on the phone with you describing an evening of erotic delights, your boyfriend is unquestionably queer.
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bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
errrrr First??
I don't give a shit what youall say! I'llstill nail Brittney, just to say I did it!
and in the ass too!
lol@Doctress!
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey…
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
I'm pretty sure phone sex for Britney is calling up and ordering pizza.
This has got to be an old photo, and let me just say I approve. Any photo that features cankles, tree stump legs or her fupa must be accompanied by old hot brit photos
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em… Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
Damn, glad to see shes looking good again and that her side vag has a nice windtunnel to stay fresh.
if she sucks in anymore her head will explode
At least this type of lovin' won't lead to anymore demon spawn popping out of her loose meat sandwich.
So she is either having phone sex with someone else in the room or she is confiding that she did with someone untrustworthy, wait I totally believe that last one.
The only thing gayer than phone sex is text sex, only worthwhile as a way to get a girl to come over.
Okay I have something to say…I would once again, use my penis as a weapon to slay Britney. NO matter how messed up she is now, I still have visions of the sex symbol she once was man a-year ago. The cool thing is, now she's mentally unstable enough to bang me…though I'm certain my penis would be incinerated upon insertion. You know she's carrying like 400 new strains of STD! But I must remind myself…what I do here is not for me…it's for Justice!…shit!
Penis: If she's still a little flabby just cover her with a Flag and F*ck her for your country!
Nice lip shot Brit, thanks for that. Ok, here is what she is up to, she is trying to get visitation rights for the kids. What better way to do that then to give the (alleged) Daddy a little joy ride once in a while? Not to mention this cumback, which will never happen but she does need to clean up the image. Britney does have some smokin genes for effin.
What an amazing body.
I'd do Britney 25 ways to Sunday. I'm back on the "I'd give a nut to fuck that nutjob" train.
And B… you MASTURBATE during phone sex. Is nice.
Mac-Daddy…Bless you…
Jake - We had boobies all day and you disappeared? wtf?
First funny joke in months within this post
Gemma seems to have disappeared as well.
No fair Mongro, everyone here knows you have an extra set of nuts in reserve.