05.02.2008 JENNA LOVES DRUGS. OR SOMETHING.

The Sun UK says that Jenna jameson was kicked out of a bar in England because she was caught doing drugs in the bathroom.  The Sun says…

Though, according to reports, Jenna's night ended early after she was thrown out for allegedly attempting to take drugs.
A member of her entourage said: "She just asked if one of her friends could go in with her in the toilets to touch up her make-up before facing the paparazzi.
“But the toilet attendant said no, and kicked off. The bouncers called us American pigs, which brought Jenna to tears."

If you're wondering, no I didn’t leave anything out.  They say she tried to do drugs, and then as proof they mention a toilet attendant and Jenna crying.  A-HA!  Case Closed!

(43) Comments

  1. tajmccall 05/02/2008 13:46

    Wait, so people who fuck other people for a living…do drugs.

    Is this a misprint?

  2. yohnskull22 05/02/2008 13:48

    Aha!  She's got to be bulhimic not anorexic.

    I don't know if the spellings are correct.

  3. someoneluvsu 05/02/2008 13:49

    "The bouncers called us American pigs"

    Stupid Brits, they can't even tell the difference between pigs and ducks.  

  4. All the good User-names are taken 05/02/2008 13:51

    Easy there Jenna that's just food.

  5. Tennessee Tuxedo 05/02/2008 13:51

    For the love of bread, someone needs to tell that bread where that woman's mouth has been.

     

  6. scum 05/02/2008 13:54

    Maybe it's sourdough which is cultivated from left over mold, kind of like her manhole.

  7. thedudeabides 05/02/2008 13:54

    she actually almost looks fuckable here, perhaps only becuase she is sticking something in her mouth

  8. scum 05/02/2008 13:55

    She kind of looks like a sucker fish or a slime eel.

  9. thedudeabides 05/02/2008 13:55

    bet that guy uses his hair to stimulate her clit later tonight

  10. thedudeabides 05/02/2008 13:58

    I wonder if she would have cried if the toilet attendant said "American whores"?

  11. Tennessee Tuxedo 05/02/2008 13:58

    Unless he hooks that hair up to a pneumatic hammer she won't feel a thing.

  12. gangreen 05/02/2008 14:04

    i wonder where fat head Tito is? 

  13. tripod 05/02/2008 14:07

    kicked off?  kicked out?  pissed off?

  14. All the good User-names are taken 05/02/2008 14:09

    I like the UFC fanboy with his frosted tip hair and biker beard…So ruthless

  15. scum 05/02/2008 14:14

    Are we sure she is a duck and not a SPLATTERPUSS?

  16. Rusty Coat Hanger of Justice!! 05/02/2008 14:15

    Tito is probably in the hotel room hooked up to an IV of penicillin.

  17. All the good User-names are taken 05/02/2008 14:18

    **QUACK***QUACK**  Does ducky want some more bread…here you go lil' duck.

    I wander if she waddles? 

  18. Cod Peace 05/02/2008 14:23

    "The bouncers called us American pigs"

    Hated for her freedom. 

     

  19. ososexilexi 05/02/2008 14:43

    She's be better off without make up judging by the last pics we saw of her here.

  20. Ass Tagger 05/02/2008 14:57

    They're just pissed because we gave them Madonna and Gwyneth.  Get over it, ya limey bastards.

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