JENNIFER MURRAY IS PISSED

Bill Murray’s wife (seen here) has filed for divorce after nearly 10 years of marriage, and she’s going out swinging, alleging that Murray routinely cheated on her, is addicted to drugs and alcohol, and even claiming that he beat her.  The Charleston Post and Courier says…

Academy Award-nominated actor and comedian Bill Murray is accused of drug addiction, abandonment, adultery and physically abusing his wife of more than 10 years, according to a recent court filing in Charleston County.Jennifer Butler Murray cites the allegations as grounds for divorce, according to the complaint filed May 12 in family court. Records in the case were sealed Friday by a court order.Jennifer Murray also seeks a restraining order barring Bill Murray from her Sullivan's Island home and asks the court to determine if the couple's premarital agreement is valid and enforceable.

I don’t know who this Jennifer Butler is, but I do know that Bill Murray has brought joy to America’s heart for 30 years.  And look how handsome he is.  Keep in mind, anyone can just say anything.  Watch this: "At a Chicago Cubs baseball game in 1997, Bill Murray repeatedly struck me in the crotch with his foot and ankle."  See?  According to official online documents, Bill Murray kicked me in the balls.  This woman is already asking if their pre-nup is enforceable, so maybe if she tells everyone he’s a monster it makes it no longer valid.   I’m guessing of course, I don’t know how that stuff works.  Even if he did hit her, maybe she was annoying.  Just look at this whole thing.  She’s obviously a little tattle tale.  No one likes a narc, Jennifer.