05.29.2008 JENNIFER MURRAY IS PISSED

Bill Murray’s wife (seen here) has filed for divorce after nearly 10 years of marriage, and she’s going out swinging, alleging that Murray routinely cheated on her, is addicted to drugs and alcohol, and even claiming that he beat her.  The Charleston Post and Courier says…

Academy Award-nominated actor and comedian Bill Murray is accused of drug addiction, abandonment, adultery and physically abusing his wife of more than 10 years, according to a recent court filing in Charleston County.
Jennifer Butler Murray cites the allegations as grounds for divorce, according to the complaint filed May 12 in family court. Records in the case were sealed Friday by a court order.
Jennifer Murray also seeks a restraining order barring Bill Murray from her Sullivan's Island home and asks the court to determine if the couple's premarital agreement is valid and enforceable.

I don’t know who this Jennifer Butler is, but I do know that Bill Murray has brought joy to America’s heart for 30 years.  And look how handsome he is.  Keep in mind, anyone can just say anything.  Watch this: "At a Chicago Cubs baseball game in 1997, Bill Murray repeatedly struck me in the crotch with his foot and ankle."  See?  According to official online documents, Bill Murray kicked me in the balls.  This woman is already asking if their pre-nup is enforceable, so maybe if she tells everyone he’s a monster it makes it no longer valid.   I’m guessing of course, I don’t know how that stuff works.  Even if he did hit her, maybe she was annoying.  Just look at this whole thing.  She’s obviously a little tattle tale.  No one likes a narc, Jennifer.




(63) Comments

  1. EZ Gruv 05/29/2008 09:36

    Leave the Cubs out of this!

  2. Lightdragon 05/29/2008 09:36

    wow

  3. Cocksteady 05/29/2008 09:36

    Fine, I'll be the one to say it…

     

    Bill Murray is not funny.

    I can stand him in Ghostbusters, and he was good in Caddyshack - other than that I have no use for the man… 

  4. Reon01 05/29/2008 09:37

    Id bitch slap her too. Just after I said "Suck my dick".

  5. Old Squirrel 05/29/2008 09:37

    Usually chicks with that kind of girth have larger boobs.  Maybe that's why he hit her.

  6. yohnskull22 05/29/2008 09:40

    Cocksteady - He was good in a lot of roles that weren't for the funny.  i.e.  Lost in Translation

  7. Paparazzi Sniper 05/29/2008 09:40

    ………of course it's enforceable!!!   Either you get a job and make your own cash so you dont have to take the abuse, or sign the pre-nup and know you are going to get slapped in the mouth from time to time……  You cant have it both ways lady!!!

  8. Lukbuster 05/29/2008 09:41

    Also funny in Kingpin

  9. yohnskull22 05/29/2008 09:43

    It would be awesome if he comes out with his earned wealth intact and she comes out the opposite of that peg leg bitch the ex-Mrs McCartney.

  10. Slaappy got fingered 05/29/2008 09:43

    Without Bill Murray, Garfield would of been just OK…

  11. ososexilexi 05/29/2008 09:44

    Anyone stupid enough to get married in the first place deserves to be slapped around on a regular basis. That's why I don't complain about my monthly beatings. I made my bed and I expect him to beat me in it.

  12. yohnskull22 05/29/2008 09:44

    Lukbuster - Hilarious in Kingpin

    Pap Snip - I thought really, really, fucking hoped you were gone. Make it so.

  13. Terd Ferguson 05/29/2008 09:45

    Even if he did beat her ass and cheat on her, he still has the Llama thing working out for him.  Which is nice.

  14. ososexilexi 05/29/2008 09:45

    Correction:

    I made my bed and I expect him to beat thrash me in it.

  15. tangocash00001 05/29/2008 09:45

    " and after checking to see if the pre-nup is enforceable, can the court also check all my lottery ticket stubs over the last 10 years to see if i missed anything there either…"

  16. djtechsys 05/29/2008 09:46

    lexi - i want pics of the action!

  17. Reon01 05/29/2008 09:46

    lexi, all i can say is lol…..although from what ive seen, you like a good beating

  18. Cocksteady 05/29/2008 09:46

    My bad - I forgot about Kingpin, if only for his hair during the final match….

  19. tittytwister 05/29/2008 09:48

    I can't concentrate because of his hat. Maybe that's what this marital squabble is really over. They're just fighting over that hat.

  20. ososexilexi 05/29/2008 09:48

    I take what he gives me and I pretend to like it.

    Isn't that what marriage is all about?

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