Jennifer Love Hewitt wore a big giant t-shirt and some baggy sweatpants to walk her dog yesterday, but you’re not foolin me Big Ass. She still has a little tiny head, and a big fat ass. And she’s all lumpy. She's built like a wedding cake. I'm only mildly joking when I say I’d rather make out with the dog.
who is this cunt again?
Ghastly Whippersnapper
Cute dog…and the K-9 ain't bad either
You can totally see some cameltoe in pic 4, I just got wet all in my pants.
Hell yeah I'd make out with the dog. His body is a wonderland.
She is still cute in the face… FOR ME TO POOP ON!
is that pete wentz on her t?
And to think VH1 named her as one of the 40 hottest hotties of the 90's.
I'd nail JLH like a nymphomaniac who was trapped on a deserted island alone for 4 years!!
My Magic Meat Whistle will coat every inch of her ginormous breasts. (Which should take several attemps!) and plow her from end to end to end.
But hey, that's just me!
man, that awesome size 2 ass of her's gets me hot… like britbrit's dancer-legs
not to mention her misshapen face
Clearly she is wearing a "fat suit" for her role in Shallow Hall II: Electric Boogaloo."
^Shallow Hal
dammit, 10 more minutes of work as punishment.
None of this negates the fact that I want to spooge on her giant rack.
At least she has good taste in dog breeds. Boxers are the shit!
Bloody hell, I have no sense of fashion what so ever, and even I would not walk my dog dressed like that.
What rack Joe, looks like she lost her best assets!
Not fair at all. How can you tell how fat she is by looking at her straight on from the front/back? Isn't possible. Luckily, her publicist will have things straightened out for us shortly…
i'm more inclined rub my pecker all over that face on her shirt before i would rub it all over hers. i would, but it would take a little motivation and making DAMN SURE no one was looking when I did.
it's sad that the 90s are over. i would've let her suck my dick in 92. and i would have sucked kurt kobain's dick in 92. my my how things change. now i'd suck her dick for 90 dollars and i'd dig up kurt and fuck him up the ass for a signed polaroid of it and a small golf crowd applause.
She's hot as fuck, has a gorgeous face, a rack of teat that could feed Brangelina's stable of orphan children, and a big old chunky ass for me to grab while I piledrive her like Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorf in the middle of the squared circle.