05.14.2008 JODIE FOSTER IS SINGLE

Jodie Foster has never actually come out of the closet, even though everyone in Hollywood knows she's gay.  In December she came as close as she ever has when she thanked her girlfriend for the past 14 years at some awards ceremony.  She should have kept her mouth shut because that relationship is now over.  The Daily Mail says…

A source is quoted in the publication as saying: "Jodie's break up with Cydney is shocking.
"She and Cydney have been together for so many years and have two children together - the potential fallout and legal wrangling from this could be monumental."
For several years the two women have worn matching Tiffany eternity rings on their wedding fingers, and Bernard was with the actress throughout both her labours.
Friends say Miss Foster has refused to employ household staff for fear that details of her home life would leak out.

These two might as well get back together because they’re both ugly so what’s it matter.  One ugly person is just as good as the next.  It's not like Jodie is gonna get mad pussy now just because she dumped Crystal.  Just get married or whatever.  What else are ugly people gonna do, wrestle?


(161) Comments

  1. cheese 05/14/2008 11:42

    She looks like a bulldog

     

  2. cheese 05/14/2008 11:44

    no wait… she looks like that cartoon face where one way it's a witch and upside down it's the old dude with the big nose. I'm sure you've seen it.

  3. All the good User-names are taken 05/14/2008 11:44

    ^^^Which one they both like to ruff it up?

  4. thedudeabides 05/14/2008 11:45

    I'd still hit Jodi, but I'd turn down the threesome

  5. toastymoe 05/14/2008 11:45

    jodie foster… HELL YEAH, I'D DO HER!!!

  6. Mac-Daddy 05/14/2008 11:46

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

  7. gangreen 05/14/2008 11:46

    she looks like a MAD PUSSY. 

  8. All the good User-names are taken 05/14/2008 11:47

    Was Jodie Foster ever considered hot? 

  9. djtechsys 05/14/2008 11:51

    *yawn*

    yay… ugly lesbians

     

     

    pfffft 

  10. All the good User-names are taken 05/14/2008 11:53

    I mean the chances of a man ever being with her are just as good as jesus coming back for the rapture…and hey I'm still waiting.

    14 years is along time away from the one eyed snake.  It will be rough at first but like all things in life you just have to get back on the bike.

     

  11. Chris19 05/14/2008 11:53

    I wouldn't go so far as to say Jodie Foster is hot, but she isn't ugly. That other chick, on the other hand, is a definite two-bagger…

  12. the gun show 05/14/2008 11:54

    Johnny Hinckley gonna cap this bitch

  13. Habitual Line Stepper 05/14/2008 11:58

    Cheese: "she looks like that cartoon face where one way it's a witch and upside down it's the old dude with the big nose" HA HA HA … AWESOME!

  14. tangocash00001 05/14/2008 12:00

    thanks a lot, i'll never masterbate to lesbos again……until tomorrow

  15. Habitual Line Stepper 05/14/2008 12:01

    I'd still go for the threesome … Make out with Jodi in front of me … and well, I hear the other one is supposed to be able to do magic with a turkey baster …

  16. tangocash00001 05/14/2008 12:01

    the other chick's pussy most likely tastes like rye and cigarette ashes

  17. ososexilexi 05/14/2008 12:03

    Ellen landed Porcia di Rossi. So anything's possible. Jodi's certainly got enough money to potentially woo a sexy gold digger with low standards.

  18. ben 05/14/2008 12:04

    jodie used to have a decent rack

  19. Winky 05/14/2008 12:05

    Wait, is that a picture of Jodie Foster walking with herself from 5 years into the future???

  20. LoRider 05/14/2008 12:07

    I dunno, Joe D is  better looking than that fug beast Ronson and Ronson scores Lohan on a regular basis.  She was mad hot back in the day, when she played the chick who did the stuff and had all that other stuff happen to her before she … phuck, I don't ever remember Joe D being hot.

    I DO recall a scene from "Silence of the Lambs" where she was the spitting image of my wife at the time.  I swear if those two ever got together you'd never be able to tell which one was which.  The funny part was that was the first time my ex would've ever shown up on film.

    Why does her gf look like one of those little applehead kids?  Eww.

    Ride Lo

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