Nikki Finke and Mark Ebner both terrorize Hollywood by running the best industry websites anywhere. They are professionals, actual reporters with sources everywhere, not just some brainless monkey who carries on like a lunatic every time some nobody forgets her bra. Wait … aww god dammit.
You know that I don’t discuss celebrities unless there’s a strong Industry news component. And, except for one posting, this has been a Lindsay Lohan-free zone. Well, sources just told me that Lohan has been un-attached from the independent feature The Manson Girls, written and to be directed by Matthew Bright, and produced by Elie Samaha, Donald Kushner, and Brad Wyman through Junction Films. Production was slated to commence in early July for five weeks in Los Angeles, and everybody was pleased that Lohan was attached back in March. (Some may, or may not, view this true life crime film for her as hitting bottom. Lindsay was to play the part of Nancy Pitman, a pampered surfer girl who became enthralled with Charlie Manson.) But people associated with the movie told agents that Lohan quickly became more of a deficit than an asset when they discovered that they couldn’t find any name actresses who wanted to co-star with her. (And even some name actors…) So now Lindsay is off the pic — but not for the excuses being circulated. Let this be a lesson… Behaving badly may get you on the covers of celebrity-obsessed mags and tabloids. But Hollywood won’t tolerate your shit and shouldn’t.
About a moth ago it became clear that something had changed and Lindsay was done. With her guest appearance on “Ugly Betty”, her publicists are claiming she’s rededicated herself to saving her career, but none of her plans will work, because Lindsay Lohan is a drunken pervert, not a magical wizard.
(picture source = splash news online. full size pic here)
But she does have magical wizard sleeves, so she's got that going for her.
Wait, so she survives Manson, but gets killed by Hollywood anyway? Sweet…
Porn is your friend, Lindsay. Turn to them.
nice (in)side boob
I like to think she does anal. I'd also like to think she would alow me to give her anal…like a gentleman.
Behaving badly may get you on the covers of celebrity-obsessed mags and tabloids. But Hollywood won't tolerate your shit and shouldn't.
That's because real BIG name stars don't do SUPER big name shit and when they do (Mel Gibson, and HELLO TOM CRUISE) you see people SPIN it for them, not waiting for them to make bigger asses of themselves.
Damn, I forgot to put the sneeze guard in front of my screen. Anyone know a good goo remover from screens?
As shitty an actress she is, in my heart she still wins the Oscar for "Best Titties".
they couldn’t find any name actresses who wanted to co-star with her. (And even some name actors…)
The schadenfreude will be even sweeter when she's greased naked on all fours getting it up the poopshoot in Anal Fissures XII.
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well, sure. but god what i wouldn't do to her titties.
But she does have magical wizard sleeves, so she's got that going for her.
If by magical, you mean infected with a disease science has yet to explain, then yes… her wizard's sleeve is magical
I don't see what this story has to do with her being a carnivorous fish.
Oh wait….never mind.
Doctress Leisa…I missed you yesterday. But I'm still expexting a brilliant answer as only you can provide about why the hell they would prescribe anal nauxia meds for my girlfriend. It's just so damn inconsistant! shit!
I could live a wonderfully fulfilling life between lindsays breasts
Lindsay Lohan in a very special "Parent Trap Reunion: The Double Wedding" tonight on ABC. The twins switch PLACES on their fiances…it's crazy!
the gun show: you know what, i would not only watch that, i'd buy the dvd. brilliant idea! get working on the script right now.
She REALLY looks like Catherine Bach, the chick who played Daisy Duke in the original Dukes of Hazard TV show, in this photo.
her publicists are claiming she's
rededicated herself to saving her careerhaving as much sex as possible, drinking to excess, and inhaling as much cocaine as possible.You gotta have goals in life.
BILL BRASKY IS A SON OF A BITCH!!!!
Okay back to my main point…
Who in hollywood do you think does anal?
1. Richard Simmons
2. Lindsay Lohan
3. Megan Fox (wishful)
4. Zak Effron
She should’ve been cast as Sharon Tate, who would’nt want a chance to slice and dice Lilo!
Doctress Leisa…I missed you yesterday. But I'm still expexting a brilliant answer as only you can provide about why the hell they would prescribe anal nauxia meds for my girlfriend. It's just so damn inconsistant! shit!