I don’t know what Interlock is but luckily Hans does and he sent this over. It's Interlocks ad in today's USA Today, showing Lindsay Lohans mug shot and citing her as the type of person who needs a breathalyzer on her cars ignition. Because she’s a no good drunk. I guess mug shots are public property and anyone can just use them. Which is cool. I'm gonna open a black strip club and put all the rappers mugshots on the ad so it looks like they hang out there. I'm calling it Cinnabuns. I'm gonna be rich.
(go here for the full size ad)
(question - is 50 Cent wearing eyeliner in his mug shot? from the side he looks like Cleopatra.)
If I were a prison guard, LiLo would be a poster child for ass rape.
FIST THE DRUNK!
fuck you MJ…
MJ - if i were a prison guard, LiLo would be a poster child for favors… you know how many cartons a sweet piece of ass like that can get you?
true, she'd still be getting ass-slammed, but i would be looking to get some sort of pay off for it.
This wouldn't be good for Lohan. She'd be trying to give the breathalizer head all night.
I consider shame a form of currency. In my own mind, I'm a zillionaire.
This poor girl can't get a break. She's been through rehab and is now a much better person for it. In her defense, you can't control the alcohol content of all the jizz you swallow. Hmmmm….Interlock Cocks… interesting idea…..
Shouldn't the bottom of the ad read "Let's Stop Drunk Driving Without Eliminating Our Traditions .. Specifically, the ones where we get hammered and drive."
I'm sure she'll try to sue 'em for it.
MJ - other than in a bath tub full of warm water with a straight razor close at hand, where else can you purchase goods with your currency?
Ha Ha!! Curtis…
A better idea would be to have me as a chauffer for these drunk celebrity losers , My form of payment would be A.T.M. in front of the paparazzis.
Jesus, does the camera ever love this girl… even her mugshot makes me want to prod her whatnot.
She may be a drunk, but she's a fucking hot drunk…
There should be interlocks for cell phones. No more drunken midnight texting/phoning of ex's and bosses, that you regret the next morning.
(errrrr, so I've heard.)
I was always told not to end a sentence with a preposition,So I ask - who is the real criminal?
Breathalizers for cars…sounds like I'm not going to buy a new car any time soon…
These devices will create a new market!! Companies that remove breathalizers in cars…
It's easy as pie to circumvent this technology. All you do is blow a few balloons up before you
go out for the night. keep them in the car then after a heavy night of boozing uncork a balloon
into the breathalyzer and away you go.
F-U breathalyzer
It's easy as pie to circumvent this technology. All you do is blow a few balloons up before you
go out for the night. keep them in the car then after a heavy night of boozing uncork a balloon
into the breathalyzer and away you go.
F-U breathalyzer
So From now on noone can even use mouthwash before they drive away. What a concept.