Lindsay Lohan was caught the other night crying her eyes out after a fight with her girlfriend Sam Ronson, in a story that should have been hot, but these days just seems sad and pathetic. The Post says…
"They had a full-blown fight," said our spy. "Evan Ross, Diana's son, and Lauren Conrad comforted her while Lindsay kept wiping her tears."
It would have been impossible to imagine even 6 months ago but somehow a Lindsay Lohan lesbian story isn’t even interesting anymore. Instead of imagining how hard this chick has fallen, just picture someone locked inside a safe and then pushed out of a plane. It's essentially the same thing.
..who?
They really need to stop arguing about who gets to wear the strap-on.
Usually girl on girl action makes me stiff as a sundial….
that's a real lesbo
When did LiLo become a carpet muncher??
hanging out w/lauren conrad = "i have no friends"
Just imagine the putrid smells eminating from the bedroom when those two lock up tight in a classic lesbian "69"….I just spit up a little in my mouth while typing this….urp
ewwww, that chick is FUGLY!
Alas, I will still ride Li-Lo hard just bacuase of who she is. And due to the fact that her career is basically over, and no one else on Earth would touch her, my chances of nailing her are getting better by the day!
I think there are crabs in those carpets boys!
I used to have to clean Kmart - As one of the duties of the the job I had to clean the woman's bathroom. A room that contained a trash can full of used pads and tampons within each stall. To open the cans every evening meant a painful mental death beyond no comparision until now. It was a very bad smell at best, but I imagine the smell does not compare to the smell that seeps out of LILO and her buddy Sam
What, no photo LiLo crying?
Cause that would be hot.
And I agree with PapaRod, my fantasies require both lesbians to be attractive.
no photo ^of Lilo crying
dammit, typos mean I have to leave for the day
That shiznit is hot as hell. I'd jump in there while they were 69'ing and start stabbing asshole like a fuckin proctologist. Except I'd use my PENIS to stab them with. I dunno. Lilo's a confirmed nympho and I've humped worse than Sam Ronson. Of course, I was in high school, was covered in acne, and raped the bitch with a meat cleaver to the neck, but she was worse than Ronson.
I'm only looking at this story to give my penis a rest. It was getting to much of a workout looking at the Megan fox photo's
Don’t cry Lindsey I have just the thing to fill that empty feeling left by Sam
they both make my penis disappear, but for antithetical reasons.
and for the record, just when did Joe Pesci go blonde? Great fedora, Joe!
She DOES look like Joe Pesci!!!!!!!!!!
That Ronson chick is one ugly beast.
Bren|)0n, in case you are wondering, THIS is an example of fug.
Ride Lo
What kind of aging accelerant juices are in Sam's snatch? At this rate Lohan will look like Billy Crystal by mid July.