05.26.2008 LINDSAY STILL GAY, BORING

Lindsay Lohan and her openly gay best friend Samantha Ronson still claim to be just friends, even though they’ve been sharing hotel rooms, holding hands and hanging all over each other the past few weeks as the travel through Europe, and now the New York Post says they’re even moving in together.

Lohan's mom, Dina, has dismissed reports of an affair as "pathetic" and insisted they are "best friends . . . they're just friends," but the two women have been stoking the rumors with such antics as showing off hickeys to paparazzi.
According to Post blogger Jarett Wieselman, they have even moved in together.
Lohan's representatives have denied that she is dating Ronson.

Whatever.  Of course these two are gay.  And that might be interesting if one of them was hot but they're both awful to look at.  As you can see in these weekend pictures from Cannes, Lindsay looks like absolute hell with the blond hair, she’s getting fat and her tits have magically disappeared (implants out?).  And Samantha’s haircut makes her look like the Quaker Oats dude.  Ohhh, oooo, how sexy.

(picture source = splash news online)




(50) Comments

  1. Paleomiz 05/26/2008 10:19

    Samantha must have a monster of a penis. Either that, or she doesn't mind the taste of smegma and failure.

  2. tyronebiggums 05/26/2008 10:20

    looking more like a dyke everyday.

  3. dave8624 05/26/2008 10:33

    >>she’s getting fat and her tits have magically disappeared

    maybe because that’s not her? duh.

  4. Johnny01 05/26/2008 10:33

    I'd rather lick sandpaper covered in lye than lick that bulldyke Ronson's bird. I'm pretty sure it'd do less damage to my tongue…

  5. 1GreatTrainRobbery 05/26/2008 10:36

    I like Cannes. I like France. I'd rather be there but in this rainy piss-pool I'm right now.

    Fuck you rain, fuck you storm, fuck you thunder, fuck you all. 

  6. Paleomiz 05/26/2008 10:38

    I am surprised LiLo is facing the camera, what with that mountain of cocaine behind her 

  7. Mongoose 05/26/2008 10:38

    Looking more and more like my 8th grade gym teacher every day.

  8. Juan 05/26/2008 10:48

    I think Sam Ronson must be shouting at LiLo like some drill sergeant:

    "Suck in that chest, soldier!  Stick out that belly!  We don't want those breeders to get a thrill looking at your sweet white body!  It's all for me, muahhahahhhaa!"

     

  9. Silverback 05/26/2008 10:50

    She can ditch her panties and take to the open road in Los Angeles but this is all we get from Cannes ? C'mon Red, get with the program.

  10. Juan 05/26/2008 10:54

    Mongoose wrote: Looking more and more like my 8th grade gym teacher every day.

    Hey, me too!  

    Poor Mr. Schlagel, he was gender-confused.

     

     

  11. Chris18 05/26/2008 11:05

    Lohan isn't gay, she's a tramp. She will fuck anything, and frankly if you look at and compare her past lovers to Ronson then Sammy is about middle of the road material.

     

     

  12. djtechsys 05/26/2008 11:07

    young lezbo-love should be hot…

     

    this is just depressing and gross. 

  13. MG Admirer 05/26/2008 11:16

    Chris, I agree.    Comparing her girlfriend to that ugly random she hooked up with in Italy last year is like chalk and cheese.

  14. Douche 05/26/2008 11:21

    Dave8624 is right, that's not Lindsay Lohan and the dyke samantha is nowhere to be found in any of the pictures either.

    Brandon, you dumb fuck.  Go drool over some Jessica Simpson tranny pictures now.

  15. tangocash00001 05/26/2008 11:27

    seriously B, are you as blind as you are gay? my grandma looks more like LL than these pics.  get your dick out of that guy's ass and do your homework.

  16. THE O.G. HATER 05/26/2008 11:35

    LMAO @ Samantha Hogskin pointing to the "No Dikes Allowed" sign by the pool.

    In a side note, the bitch in my avatar is also named Samantha, and is a slut as well.

  17. Paleomiz 05/26/2008 11:36

    I B's defense it is hard to tell–they ALL look like useless sluts nowadays.

  18. Big Papa 05/26/2008 11:37

    News of LL being a lesbian would have made my day in 2004.

  19. Laudnum Lily 05/26/2008 12:27

    sapphic love at it's best.
    is it wrong that its not even 4pm and im drunk and sun burnt?

  20. dchanning 05/26/2008 12:31

    it isn't linds,no belly button piercing,no tattoos on the hands,boobs are too small,no chin,short hair,must be michele williams or sharon stone.

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