Liv Tyler and her husband Royston Langdon announced their separation yesterday after 5 years of marriage, but don't think this is just another example of a flaky Hollywood marriage. Banditos and squaws come from very different worlds, and their love faced many challenges. People says…
"Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have confirmed their separation. They remain good friends and devoted parents to their son Milo and are requesting that their family's privacy be respected at this time."
Tyler, 30, and Langdon, 36, wed in 2003 in a private ceremony at a villa in the Caribbean. Their son Milo was born in December 2004.
Langdon was the lead singer for that band Spacehog, who had one really really good song like a hundred years ago. At least I think he was. What am I, his biographer, I don’t know who the fuck that dude is.
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Ahhh, the perfect blow job lipped bitch is single again……..
Snipe-are you still a fucking retard?
It's too late for Liv. That whore is 30 and ruined from shitting out a baby. She will never be fine again.
Good thing she's got her millions to keep her warm at night…
Yes, baby pooping has a way of ruining even the finest of the fine. Le sigh. Rest in peace, Liv. You'll always have those Aerosmith videos.
When reached for comment, Langdon said "In the Meantiiiime" . . .
The reporter then asked if he was a f'n retard.
i dont know who should die first; liv or her dad?
Liv will be single for a looong looong looong time. She turned into one chunkie munkie.
She better hit the gym and hard if she expects to find a worthwhile bf within the next year!
It's a shame she wasted the best five years of her life on this loser.
How could she dump him? He's so ethnically handsome.
Wait, that's a costume? A fake moustache?!!
OK, gringo, now you must die.
And then I rape your squaw. Repeatedly.
Is that Pocahotass?
Was it weird for anyone else that Liv was a sex symbol in her daddy's videos? I swore you could get jail time for that and I didn't think Steven was from Arkansas.
Celebrities are pros at pimping out their kids. Steven Tyler pioneered it, apparently.
I think she's hot.
One must remember that in celebrity years, 5 years is a fucking lifetime to stay married. They are probably patting each other on the back that they "made it last so long."
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That guy has the most perfect unibrow!
Did she finally wake up and realize that she was with a Spacehog? What a waste!
By an interesting coincidence, we actually discussed a Spacehog song (In the Meantime) over at popdose today. I was indifferent to it, but some of the other guys liked it a lot.
Fucking David Bowie wannabe… Who cares about him?
And Liv? Every one of you creeps would beg to even cop a feel.
I'm glad you retards on this board aren't interested in any women who are also mothers.
This leaves a lot of top-shelf MILFs for me.