Splash News Online has the cover of next months Vibe magazine, with Mariah Carey in a bikini. She looks pretty good but I’m way more interested in the murder of Irv Gotti. They probably should have made that murder sound less fun.
UPDATE - wait … Murder Inc. Okay never mind. Look, tits!
….im on top of all of you again!!!
yuk
Dude is right noone wants you on top of them pap smear.
It's obvious that VIBE has the latest photo editing software to make her body look somewhat nicer than a mama chimp after her 6th baby was born….by c-section….with a rusty knife…in a cesspool….
I'm hoping there are several orgies once I finally get murdered.
Irv Gotti's Murder, Inc., not Irv Gotti's murder, knucklehead.
this is Miley Cyrus in 13 years. scary.
A black guy surfed? Yeah right…they can't swim.
ja rule and ashanti kille irv gotti in an ecstasy-fueled orgy.
you heard it here first, folks!
Dude is right noone wants you on top of them pap smear.
it does not matter what you want baldy..im on top. What r u going to do about it? If i had a set of balls, this is where i would be tea-bagging you, to keep your mouth shut.
helllloooo, photoshop.
anyone can photoshop an old has-been with a new record, but whatever editor decided to put
"orgies, ecstasy, superhead…" deserves a fucking raise. Give him a cigar and a dead hooker. That motherfucker's a hot commodity.
I would buy the magazine just to get the coupon for superhead.
photoshop!
The guy's company name is Murder Inc. He's unfortunately still around.
I give this bitch six months before she goes on another Glitter-like psychotic rampage. She'll be divorced, 20 pounds heavier and trying to fuck Eminem again before you know it.
They forgot to photoshop out eminems cum-bubble in her bikini bottom.
What the hell is that? Did they forget to remove the tag?
I really want to read about Flo Rida's fitness tips…now that guy is in good shape.
“hottest singer alive”?
i’d rather let doctress pound my ass with a construction worker’s thermos than listen to this cunt’s new record.
Reading the headlines first one I read was Mariah Carey Hits the bee-ach in heels. And strangely, it still made sense.