Fox News, the New York Post and E! Online have all confirmed that Nick Cannon and Mariah Carrey secretly got married this week, probably at Mariah’s new house in the Bahamas. E! Online says…
Family member Linda Cannon has confirmed to E! News that the couple are, in fact, married.
"Yes, we know," she says. "He called us and told us all about it. We are happy for him. If that is what he wants then we are happy for him."
Linda Cannon wouldn't confirm an earlier report that had the impromptu nuptials taking place yesterday at Carey's new home in the Bahamas, only that Nick and his platinum-selling girlfriend have made it official.
"I’m not going to give you any details, but we are happy for him."
Earlier today, a rep for jeweler Jacob & Co. confirmed that Cannon shelled out $2.5 million for the 17-carat finger candy spotted recently on Carey's left hand.
What a touching story. These two kids had nothing but 800 million dollars and a heart filled with love when they got together last month. It's a tale of romance that will span through time, right up until she gets it annulled next week.
OMG Who f@ckn' cares?
Nice sweater….2nd?
MARIAH IS REALLY
MARRIEDFUCKING STUPIDSeriously, how retarded to do you have to be to marry a tool like Cannon one month after meeting with NO pre-nup? Uber-retarded, I say (however, it makes Nick a fucking genius).
In other news, listen in today 2-4 pm PST at http://www.UCLAradio.com . Everyone who made a song request will get onto the air–plus I will be extolling the virtues of becoming a Durdenite (champagne and blowjobs).
exactly! what does he bring out of the 800 mill? negative 2.5 mill?
Well, she married an older rich guy, used him to get what she wanted and then kicked him to the curb. Hopefully Nicky has the same idea.
Ain't karma a bitch?
i judged too quick….he's brilliant!
She's off her meds again!
I thought Nick Cannon Was a white guy with Blonde surfer Hair, Now I realize how horrible this whole thing is .
Did I type that?
I really thought Nick Cannon was one of the Nsync Fags!
Nick Cannon is goin' motorboatin' tonite!
I still think he looks like Urkel.
Banner pic:
Mariah: "Nick, you say your penis is as large as this surfboard?"
Nick: "Yeah baby." (to self: "With a couple of roofies in her wine, she'll never know the awful truth)
So wait.. who is Nick Cannon again? No, really. I haven't the slightest idea.
Protip for Nick: Even if your name was Chip and you went to Harvard, the Polo shirt/sweater combo would still you look like a douchebag
"on May 7, 2007, Cannon proposed to Ebanks via the Times Square jumbotron, and she accepted"
Well, at least he's not a no-talent, attention grubbing, gold digging whore.
Wait, what?
Never mind, I think they'll be perfect for each other
^make
And the first line of the post gives away the fact that apparantly everyone but me missed - in between roofies somewhere she was also married to Jim Carrey for long enough to take his name….
Or did Nick make the ultimate fuck up and marry the wrong Mariah?
I bet Nick is gonna feel stupid when someone tells him that Mariah is actually black….
Three weeks and four days. So, May 28.
She has more number one hits than Elvis:
OK lets start listing them….
Has anyone got anything?
Him and his peanut head don't look up to the task. Hope she doesn't hurt the little fellow.