Mischa Barton is upset about some very unflattering pictures that ran in the Daily Mail earlier this week (seen above), showing the back of her legs riddled with cellulite. The New York Daily News says…
"Those photos are doctored," Barton's rep, Lisa Perkins, tells us. "I'm not saying she's perfect, nobody is. But they've given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old."
"Look at the shots that were taken shortly before on a beach in L.A. Did she develop all that cellulite in a couple of weeks? There's a lot you can do with Photoshopping."
This sucks but I have to defend Mischa Barton’s bratty little ass, and point out that the Daily Mail had a very very similar controversy with Victoria Beckham once (more on that here). Maybe they do doctor pictures to make celebrities look bad, or maybe they didn’t even have to for this because Mischas legs suck. The first three pictures below were on Tyler on 8.22.05 (here), the next four were on here on 9.22.06 (here). Do you think those are PS'd too? Don’t flatter yourself. No one cares. Ohh, yeah, for three years now there's been a conspircay that goes all the way to the top to make Mischa Barton look fat. Also, the Illuminati puts AIDS in grape soda to kill inner city black people. Oh, be careful Mischa! You know too much!!!
Long known that the Daily Mail does shit like that. It's worse than most tabloids and funky celebusites. :D Good for WWTDD for that investigative journalism!
I guess I should cancel my shipment of grape soda, then. FUCK. I really like grape soda…
WHaaaaaaaaaa. Now she's a BITCH with a ugly ass. I would still do her but now it would be purely out of spite.
Is it so hard for a girl to admit that they like anal? Does that make them a slut? Hell no! Dating me makes them a slut! I settle for nothing less…like a gentleman.
someone went back in time to P'Shop the pics than Brend*n posted.
only way this could have happened
"A 22 year old woman with the legs and bottom of 80 year old". So that's an average age of 41, even then they look like shit.
I've seen jars of pigs feet that look better.
What can I say…I'm "Old Timey" classy.
Yep. Good job, WWTDD. Busted.
BTW, speaking of what may or may not be Photoshopped, have you guys seen the Elisha Cuthbert porn pics? SUPER-NSFW: http://sublimedirectory.com/00/ec.jpg
Playmate of the Year….. Liv Tyler…. Rebecca Loos… Lindsay Lohan… Mischa Barton….
I see a trend here. Who's next, Bea Arthur?
How much of a deluded bitch do you have to be to think the public is gonna buy that you even rate a photoshop job? Apparently in Mischa's case, pretty fucking deluded.
Last notice, as I have to leave for campus–tune in today 2-4 pm PST at http://www.UCLAradio.com–I'll be giving wwtdd and a bunch of you Durdenites a shout out!
If she wants to assign blame she probably shouldn't look much further than her daily smoking habits. The munchies are a bitch, yo. If you can't control your snack attacking, Mischa, then pass the bong to me. I'll gladly take those hits for ya and help to spare you some celluite. I don't mind
getting stonedOh who really gives a fuck anyway!? All you people do is wish, hope and jerk off whenever you get a chance. YOU WISH you could fuck a bitch like her but you can't so you resort to constantly checking pics of celebs or naked women to get off to. Half of you probably have women or men at home to fuck but DO NOTHING with them. Keep wishing your cocks were big, keep wishing you were perfect and then wish for death so you can be reincarnated as a normal fucken person.
I'd break her even with her cellulite and my better half could be getting it 5 days a week if only they'd stop wishing I was perfect too.
TITS TITS TITS!!! ASS ASS ASS!!!
TITTY TITTY TITTY!!!
Mongro is hungry!
But as I have been known to gnaw on pigs feet covered in hot sauce. Pass the tabasco and get on your knees Mischa.
More evidence required. A tasteful nude scene should she ever find work again.
Goddammit, she's right. Its not cellulite, it's impressions made by the deck chair she was sitting on for the past 3 hours before the shots were taken. Can't you see the patterns? I mean, of course, that it was a deck chair made of cellulite.
that's no cellulit… that's just perfect lighting ;) her personal trainer's gonna get an earful from her publicist