05.22.2008 MORE NAKED OLD PEOPLE

Boy that Madonna is quite a character.  Yesterday on the red caret at Cannes she wore a see thru dress with no bra.  I bet this will stir up some controversy, but Madonna won't even care.  She'll be all like, "I didn't know it was see thru but so what."  And everyone will be like, "oh my god, I can't believe it!  Did you see Madonna?  I'm all safe and conformist, but that Madonna sure isn't."  People will be talking about this for years.




(60) Comments

  1. cheese 05/22/2008 07:45

    Facinating

  2. Jake 05/22/2008 07:47

    Succubus! 

  3. MG Admirer 05/22/2008 07:47

    better than Sharon stone, but still not good.

  4. PollyAnna 05/22/2008 07:47

    Completely on purpose.

    You can see the cup-less bra she is wearing to make it look like her 1/2 century old tits don't sag.

  5. Jake 05/22/2008 07:49

    The only way I will forget about this horrible image is if I listen to doc tommorrow between 2-4 Pacific time on UCLA radio

  6. Ballsnyc 05/22/2008 07:50

    Madonna, Maybe you should spend less time on the red carpet  and more time shaving your daughters face!

  7. CaptainSizzle 05/22/2008 07:50

    just plain used up….after the hairy pit pictures way back when, I got over any interest I may have had….sorry

  8. leftnutofjesus 05/22/2008 07:55

    The length of her eyelashes calls for my cum.

    I'd like to cum crows in her eyes. 

  9. leftnutofjesus 05/22/2008 07:56

    then bludgeon her to death with an ice dildo. 

  10. ososexilexi 05/22/2008 07:56

    Nothing we haven't seen before. Remember her Sex book? Yeah, I'd like to forget it too.

  11. Lady Stardust 05/22/2008 07:57

     C'mon , Madge. Take the half-bra off and let them flap around your knees like they usually do.

  12. Jake 05/22/2008 07:58

    I cant seem to get past the scary face!

  13. Mongoose 05/22/2008 07:58

    Help Mommy!  There's a scary old witch trying to sting me with her chest tentacles!

  14. mobywan 05/22/2008 08:00

    she started all this…every celebrity that makes a sex tape, or wears nothing , or fucks in a park or on a bus, every young actress who thinks it's cool to get cored out casually, it's all thanks to madonna…she did more for crushing our american puritanical views on sex than ANYONE else…so she gets a pass from me….

     but she ruined guy ritchies' career, so she can sukkit

  15. mobywan 05/22/2008 08:00

    she started all this…every celebrity that makes a sex tape, or wears nothing , or fucks in a park or on a bus, every young actress who thinks it's cool to get cored out casually, it's all thanks to madonna…she did more for crushing our american puritanical views on sex than ANYONE else…so she gets a pass from me….

     but she ruined guy ritchies' career, so she can sukkit

  16. Ass Tagger 05/22/2008 08:01

    What the hell is a red "caret"?

  17. leftnutofjesus 05/22/2008 08:04

    I still remember Guy Richie and her buying a strap-on a few months ago.  I don't think she ruined Guy Ritchie's career as much as she ruined his poor asshole by fucking him like the bitch he is.

    She probably yells out five different names during each sex session.  Five different names every session.  Her "i fucked him" list resembles a los angeles yellow pages book. 

  18. yohnskull22 05/22/2008 08:05

    I see the nips.  I like em.

    I see the fake eyelashes.  That's kind-of ridiculous, but it's okay.

    I look at her hair though and I feel like she could take Britney's idea and shave it all off and start from scratch.

  19. Ass Tagger 05/22/2008 08:05

    As for priMadonna, she's certainly old enough to know two things:

    1.)  Though nips won't necessarily be visible in that black dress of hers, they WILL appear once several flashes are going off at once.

    2.)  If you intend to go to Cannes to put yourself on display, the least you can do is take a few bucks from your vault of MILLIONS to touch up your roots. 

  20. 1GreatTrainRobbery 05/22/2008 08:06

    It's obviously quite cold in France right now, no?

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