The only prize hot piece of ass Taylor Swift officially won last night at the Country Music Awards was best New Female Vocalist, but she performed the last 30 seconds of her song "Should Have Said No" in the rain, so she did unofficially win the award for Performer Most Likely To Get Jacked Off Too. Congratulations Taylor!
(video after the jump)
And a hearty five knuckle salute.
Meh, would have been better if she was wearing a white gauze dress.
And no underwear.
And there was a pole she was swinging on.
And she was singing "Flashdance (What a Feeling)" instead of some country tune.
If this was the Nickelodeon Kids' Awards that rain would have been green slime.
That would have been hot.
In the old days there might have been an electrocution. Meh, technology.
I like it when a girl gets wet but oh my.
Good morning everybody.
Aaaaand I’m spent.
Is she bow-legged?
Well she is kind of young, but what the hell… I'd pee in her butt.
Should have had a car battery hooked up to her nipples..
She was on a morning show over the weekend, and not only did her songs suck, but she wore a sundress with a pair of fucking cowboy boots. I wanted to reach through my TV and punch her in the cunt.
She's cute. All she needs now is a boob job and some talent.
her voice is terrible
This scene would have been much better with either Kelly Pickler or Carrie Underwood in the rain.
(i.e…..someone HOT and with TITS!)
Wow, that was SERIOUSLY an incredible performance.
Why do country singer women crouch like that? why isn't she fried like a Sunday Blue Plate Special? Isn't she cold? so many questions, so many questions….
horrible + horrible = horribleZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
meh.
taylor… picture me… boning you… in your ass… in the rain.
what you dont like the rain?
I love the rain. I hate country music : I can't play that clip.
She's OK, for a little girl. Tell her to call me in about 5 years. Thanks.
I've met her in real life a few times - in the words of Phillip Litt: She's a surfboard. Seriously - she has the body of a 12 year old boy. She's got little runty eyes and no ass to speak of.
Other than that - she's mint.