So according to 1800 emails from sexy readers, Dion Phaneuf is not playing hockey for Team Canada right now and so it probably is him in Hawaii with Elisha Cuthbert. But the most awesome email came from a source who I heart and they said Elisha went backstage at a Fall Out Boy concert one night when she was dating New York Ranger Sean Avery. Elisha was on the prowl, and looking to fuck Pete Wentz. Wentz told her he had a girlfriend. Elsiha said, so what, I have a boyfriend. Wentz passed, so Elisha had sex with Panic At The Disco.
So is this true, is she that slutty? Uhh … sure why not. Maybe. Who am I, Mr. Owl, what the hell do I know.
Is he really that huge or is she just tiny?
NIpples and camel in last pic on second row.
why has no one mentioned how AWFUL that dude's bathing suit is? hi 1984
She's 5' 2". That makes him about 8' 4".
She wanted to fuck Pete Wentz? Girl on Girl is so hot.
it looks like she took slingblade to the beach.
Does he wax his back???
I heard that's not true. I was banging her at that concert.
Check out the pussy bubble in pic #13, Queef?
i'm surprised there's still an ocean left … i would've imagined it sucked up by cuthberts gaping twat…… seriously, do you see the buldge underneath those horrible bro-shorts that monster is wearing?
Yawn…
She wanted to fuck Pete Wentz?
Who's tops?
Why is she guarding those tits like the holy grail? They're probably all f'd up like bai ling or neve campbell
The ass isn't changing my life or anything. Nothing horrible but not any better than you'll see at the pool on a saturday. She used to be the hottest piece of ass on the planet. Still totally taggable though.
Clearly this bitch is canadian, no other reason she'd have such a thing for hockey players.
Either that bathing suit sucks, or her legs look like Twinkies …especially the last pic.
Watch out Elisha, Brittney will eat you!!
Hey!!…..Dion , Van Halen called, he wants his shorts back!!!!
Jack Bauer is going to be pissed…when he gets out of jail.
That explains why she's such good friends with Paris. Sluts of a feather, fuck together.
There was a time when I probably would have gnawed off my own thumb for a chance to fuck this girl. Not quite so anymore. It's not like she's hideous or anything, but she used to be smoking hot and now she's just slightly above average. Plus, she hasn't done shit in a while, I'm not even sure she's a celebrity anymore.
Oh he's playin' for Team Canada alright … He Shoots .. He SCORES!
Canada 1
Oh and Ryan Reynolds is Canadian too
Canada 2