Sue Simmons is the local news anchor for WNBC in New York, and last night’s teaser for the news went like this,
"At eleven, paying more at the grocer but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!!!"
Wow. This bitch really wants you to get more for less at the grocer. Be warned, if you waste money at the grocery store, Sue Simmons will kill you.
just a fucking word!
I'M JUST WATCHING TV, I SWEAR!
MY HANDS WERE NOWHERE NEAR MY PANTS!!
Take that Whitey!
Big brother is everywhere Juan - She so burned you man! LOL
This goes to show, that you don't fuck with Lesbians……
Get out your fucking checkbook!
Man, must of taken Brand0n a long time to gather his parents, girlfriend and the girl who he had a secret crush on in high school for that homo BJ
Sweet…the co-anchor must have been rubbing one out and blasted her leg with some hot baby butter….and apparently, Sue didn't appreciate it…
Let me guess–someone was under the desk trying to cram their fingers into that icebox she calls a vagina?
DO YOU HAVE A CLUB CARD?? NO???!!!!!
what an incredibly talented, good-looking, down-to-earth woman!
Sue Simmons, you are a DELIGHT.
Yeah Doc, it's a not-so-secret that Sue Simmons is a raging bull-dyke, that musty trap of a snatch hasn't seen any dick since she realized she hated it.
I can see the outrage now at homes everywhere.
Husband - Did you hear what the fucking jig said?
Wife - No what the fuck did that fucking black bitch say?
Husband - The fucking dyke whore bitch said Fuck on TV. Fuck for Fuck sakes. On Fucking tv!
Wife - She said fucking what? She said Fuck? Your Fucking kidding me. I am mother fucking shocked that the fucking stuck up bitch said fuck on tv. Well fuck me.
Husband - I know I am going to call that fucking station right now and tell them that good people like us should not have to hear such horriable language on tv.
Wife - That is the fucking right thing to do. I hope they fire that fucking black bitch dyke whore. How dare she insult us good church going folk with such vile language!
Jake
Sue is not black, I'm pretty sure she is Puerto Rican. Oh shit, I'd rather be black. My BAD!
sue, i'm just trying to get the most
See, that's how you get "the most"–just scream WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? at store clerks and they will give you a 10-20% "dangerously insane customer" discount.
Note: do not try this in liquor stores where the clerks work behind plexiglass bullet-proof windows or where the clerk is a Korean guy with a shotgun under the counter.
"I said a word that many people find offensive…I'm truly sorry…"
Come on Sue, we know you aren't sorry. You probably got a little turned on by saying it, didn't you?
I know I did.
Bill O'Reilly and shim cussing in one week!! Who the fuck cares.
Imagine the gay sex those two dudes would have.
I know some chick swearing on television makes all the churchy-types "oooh" and "aaaah" but I think it would have been much more progressive of her to murder a child or dildo rape a nun on the air. Come on. This is the 21st Century.