Elisha Cuthbert and dopey boyfriend Dion Phaneuf are still in Hawaii but these pictures from day 2 are more than a little disappointing. She’s only 25 but her ass is a mess. This of course means she will never get to know the pleasure of my love. I can't have sex with anything less than a 10+. if I mate with mere mortals, I lose my powers.
(picture source = splash news online)
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fist the droopy pants!
Dion isn`t exactly a lucky man is he
no commitment to fitness = downhill fast
What terrible shades on her, they go well with his suit from yesterday. When you have small boobs you have to stay in good shape to keep the package at the starlet level.
NEXT
i'd love nothing more (at this moment… don't ask me in 10 minutes) than to bang this cannuck… but jesus, you have to have a speech impediment to say her name
My standarts are low, so I can gladly pump her innards.
what to the ev's, the ass ain't that bad. it's pretty much what a real chick ass looks like, for those of you out there in need of reference.
Whatever, her ass means nothing to me when she's on her back…or her knees…or riding me reverse cowgirl…what were we talking about?
Yes, very disappointing.
Saggy front (not back) of bikini bottoms = no toe. What is a man to do?
Who the hell is this ugly chick and why should I care?
Perfect match if she's a sternum licker.
is that a small penis poking out?
Are you fucking kidding me???? This woman is HOT.
I'd dive into this like who flung the chunk. NOTHING wrong with that ass.
Never trust a girl that keeps maple syrup by her bed. Terrance and Phillip are the only good Candians.
Tighten that shit up, baby. You're still young(ish)…
Dude, what is up with these 20 something actresses and the cottage cheese? I am a 30 year old mother of 2, who works in an office and I sit on my ass ALL DAY, and I don't have cellulite! I just don't get it!
What is up with the way she walks?
one word for her LARD.
My nipples are hard
We demand proof MyOtherRide'sYourHusband :-)
That dude she's with looks like a regular Petey Personality.
Smart thinking only dating hockey players, Cuthbert.