Pete Wentz and his sexy new wife Ashlee Simpson left the house yesterday and walked around like this. With Pete wearing a paper plate over his face. Get it? Because I don’t. Suffice to say, it wasn’t funny. It barely even qualifies as stupid. It’s just confusing. But I’m willing to bet these idiots chuckled and snorted for a good 20 minutes before they stepped outside. "Are you really going to do it I can’t believe your going to do it!" "Oh my god, this is going to be so funny!" I just hope he stops here. My funny bone can only take so much of his kitchen-related hilarity. If he were to walk out with cookies over his eyes, or a spatula for a hand, I may lose it. God forbid he discover the spinning bow tie. I might literally die.
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Hey Moe, hey Larry. Nyk, nyk, nyk.
Change the writing to:
your punch could be here! here's $10 me first.
At least he got his email address correct.
What's next a red nose and big floppy shoes?
Damn. I’m too slow for a “your punch here” joke.
I'm just glad he finally covered up that retarded face of his.
he almost got the email address correct. but his name is Pete, not Jon.
What a fucking retard. And you'd think he could afford a nicer plate paper plate than that.
Next time, man up and get that tattooed on your face. This way, you and Mike Tyson would have 3 things in common.
1. Facial Tattoos
2. Utter Stupidity
3. A Taste For Chicks Who Like Getting Raped(sometimes by their Dad)
That's how Ashlee covers his face before sex and he just forgot to take it off before leaving the bedroom.
LOOK!!!
TWO glory holes to poke out his eyes and skull fuck him through!
Boy, you sure have pretty eyes.
Well what do u expect from a MORON EMO but moronic humor???
Shouldn't there be a glory hole opening by the mouth??
Your cock could be here! Email Pete@Blowjob.com
An ad condoning contraception would be appropriate for his fugly face.
notice how he took time to draw the eyelashes. that's as freudian as pepper saying he can take a load last week or whatever he typoed and said.
Pete Wentz could take a full circle facial….catching the jizz with his tongue as it dripped out of his nose.
You know it took Ashlee all afternoon to draw on that paper plate.
I like the Carrot Top mask Ashlee has on better.
yohn,
If a man masturbates in the woods, does anyone get pregnant?
Yes. Mother Earth. We've been busting nuts in her face for years. Ask her pimp, Al Gore.
And yes….that was deep. Thank the weed.
It's funny because he and his wife don't want to be constantly photographed and featured on sites like…OK, it's not funny.
LNJ – if he did that, maybe he could blow bubbles.. and we'd have a new nickname for him