Pete Wentz and his sexy new wife Ashlee Simpson left the house yesterday and walked around like this. With Pete wearing a paper plate over his face. Get it? Because I don’t. Suffice to say, it wasn’t funny. It barely even qualifies as stupid. It’s just confusing. But I’m willing to bet these idiots chuckled and snorted for a good 20 minutes before they stepped outside. "Are you really going to do it I can’t believe your going to do it!" "Oh my god, this is going to be so funny!" I just hope he stops here. My funny bone can only take so much of his kitchen-related hilarity. If he were to walk out with cookies over his eyes, or a spatula for a hand, I may lose it. God forbid he discover the spinning bow tie. I might literally die.