By brendon May 27, 2008 @ 11:07 AM

Pete Wentz and his sexy new wife Ashlee Simpson left the house yesterday and walked around like this.  With Pete wearing a paper plate over his face.  Get it?  Because I don’t.  Suffice to say, it wasn’t funny.  It barely even qualifies as stupid.  It’s just confusing.  But I’m willing to bet these idiots chuckled and snorted for a good 20 minutes before they stepped outside.  "Are you really going to do it I can’t believe your going to do it!"  "Oh my god, this is going to be so funny!"   I just hope he stops here.  My funny bone can only take so much of his kitchen-related hilarity.  If he were to walk out with cookies over his eyes, or a spatula for a hand, I may lose it.  God forbid he discover the spinning bow tie.  I might literally die.

(full size picture here, another pic here)

(145) Comments

  1. avatar
    scum 05/27/2008 11:27

    Hey Moe, hey Larry. Nyk, nyk, nyk.

  2. avatar
    Slaappy got fingered 05/27/2008 11:27

    Change the writing to:

    your punch could be here!  here's $10 me first.

  3. avatar
    EZ Gruv 05/27/2008 11:27

    At least he got his email address correct.

  4. avatar
    scum 05/27/2008 11:27

    What's next a red nose and big floppy shoes?

  5. avatar
    mistahp 05/27/2008 11:29

    Damn. I’m too slow for a “your punch here” joke.

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    pantydropper 05/27/2008 11:29

    I'm just glad he finally covered up that retarded face of his.

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    leftnutofjesus 05/27/2008 11:30

    he almost got the email address correct.  but his name is Pete, not Jon.  

    What a fucking retard. And you'd think he could afford a nicer plate paper plate than that.

    Next time, man up and get that tattooed on your face.  This way, you and Mike Tyson would have 3 things in common.   

    1. Facial Tattoos

    2. Utter Stupidity

    3. A Taste For Chicks Who Like Getting Raped(sometimes by their Dad) 

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    ososexilexi 05/27/2008 11:30

    That's how Ashlee covers his face before sex and he just forgot to take it off before leaving the bedroom.

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    CaptainSizzle 05/27/2008 11:31


    TWO glory holes to poke out his eyes and skull fuck him through!

  10. avatar
    yohnskull22 05/27/2008 11:32

    Boy, you sure have pretty eyes.

  11. avatar
    bonniekay 05/27/2008 11:33

    Well what do u expect from a MORON EMO but moronic humor???

  12. avatar
    Juvenal 05/27/2008 11:33

    Shouldn't there be a glory hole opening by the mouth??

  13. avatar
    Paleomiz 05/27/2008 11:34

    Your cock could be here! Email Pete@Blowjob.com

  14. avatar
    ososexilexi 05/27/2008 11:35

    An ad condoning contraception would be appropriate for his fugly face.

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    leftnutofjesus 05/27/2008 11:36

    notice how he took time to draw the eyelashes.  that's as freudian as pepper saying he can take a load last week or whatever he typoed and said. 

    Pete Wentz could take a full circle facial….catching the jizz with his tongue as it dripped out of his nose. 

  16. avatar
    pantydropper 05/27/2008 11:38

    You know it took Ashlee all afternoon to draw on that paper plate.

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    scum 05/27/2008 11:39

    I like the Carrot Top mask Ashlee has on better.

  18. avatar
    leftnutofjesus 05/27/2008 11:40


    If a man masturbates in the woods, does anyone get pregnant?

    Yes. Mother Earth. We've been busting nuts in her face for years.  Ask her pimp, Al Gore.

    And yes….that was deep. Thank the weed. 

  19. avatar
    Carson 05/27/2008 11:40

    It's funny because he and his wife don't want to be constantly photographed and featured on sites like…OK, it's not funny.

  20. avatar
    djtechsys 05/27/2008 11:40

    LNJ – if he did that, maybe he could blow bubbles.. and we'd have a new nickname for him

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