06.09.2008 AMY WINEHOUSE IS DOING GREAT

Everyone knows that England kicks ass, this is not news, but what in the hell is going on over there? Amy Winehouse has been in a very public drug stupor for at least a year now. Isn’t anyone gonna do anything about this? Isn’t anyone gonna arrest her or lock her up in a rehab? And just yesterday the News of the World posted video and pictures of her with drug paraphernalia all around and singing some racist song.

Amy Winehouse faces ruin after being caught on camera revelling in SEX in a public place, out of her head in a CRACK den and singing an astonishing RACIST chant.
Our bombshell revelations— based on sickening video footage and over 100 shocking still photos—will stun fans and threaten to torpedo troubled Amy's rock career.
In a sequence shot around May 2007—weeks after the couple eloped to wed in Miami—they are in a dingy crack den with Delboy-style bamboo patterned wallpaper.
Amy, 24, and a pal called Sarah giggle as they sing a string of racist lines set to the tune of kiddies' favourite ‘Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.
Sarah is at first reluctant but soon warms to the action as Amy enthusiastically sings:
"Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips, Gooks and Nips!
"And deaf and dumb and blind and gay!"
She repeats the first line over again and on the word "Nips" Amy pulls her eyes into slits then pushes her boobs up in a gesture to her nipples.

Pictures of said nipples can be seen below, if you’re into that sort of thing.  You can barely see them, but they still look gross.  They're all pointy.  Her nipples are like Pinocchio’s nose, and her tits just told a lie.




(62) Comments

  1. sandman 06/09/2008 12:54

    So River Phoenix OD's and dies, but this bitch keeps going? Sometimes I truly believe that there is no justice in this world.

  2. digibal235 06/09/2008 13:00

    No shit. This chick is the fucking highlander.

  3. Angry WASP 06/09/2008 13:02

    sadly not the ugliest nipples seen here today

  4. Paleomiz 06/09/2008 13:02

    Break out the brain bleach, 'cause there ain't no other way to unsee that.

  5. dadragon 06/09/2008 13:06

    I think that she should just move out to LA, find a mountain of coke and Li-Lo and see who can do more blow.

  6. MG Admirer 06/09/2008 13:07

    I love it when Jews are openly racist.

  7. Seej 06/09/2008 13:08

    "Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips, Gooks and Nips!
    "And deaf and dumb and blind and gay!"

    Who told Amy about my preferences in women?

  8. smooth0707 06/09/2008 13:12

    That girl knows how to party.

  9. einstein 06/09/2008 13:14

    man, her boobs looks like some fried eggs! =P

  10. thedudeabides 06/09/2008 13:21

    SHOCKING, SHOCKING, SHOCKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Wait a minute, actually not in the least.

     

  11. scum 06/09/2008 13:23

    My favorite childhood song about Florida is "HAITIANS AND CUBANS AND JEWS O'MY" song to the tune of "Lion and Tigers and Bears o'my"

  12. Silverback 06/09/2008 13:25

    I think I’m having withdrawl symptoms. Need a good pic of the “Hello Sailor” tattoo above her spleen for everything to be alright in the world.

  13. Chunk 06/09/2008 13:30

    I think that dude was lying when he said that he wasn't taping that.  

  14. bluepoo 06/09/2008 13:33

    If Keith Richards impregnated a corpse while swimming in a septic tank…this would be the offspring.

  15. Randal 06/09/2008 13:37

    Hi!

    Amy has been pushing the envelope since she emerged onto the scene and has continued to push the envelope time and again. I think it's great she's able to let her thoughts and honesty out in her lyrics and she'll gain a lot more respect from being honest because the world needs more honest folks to speak their minds.

    Keep creating Amy and keep entertaining!

    Love ya!

    Randal 

  16. PinchingHelmet 06/09/2008 13:39

    I don't know which is worse today those flappy nips or the ones with the smiling overbite from earlier today.

     

  17. Rick (with a silent P) 06/09/2008 13:40

    According to the article…"Our bombshell revelations— based on sickening video footage and over 100 shocking still photos—will stun fans and threaten to torpedo troubled Amy's rock career."

    Stun fans?…negative…we've seen her melting face up close

    Torpedo her career?…negative also…what career…one album?

    Proof that News of the World prints lies! Yellow (or as Winohouse would put it…Gook and Nip) journalistic rag!!

  18. scum 06/09/2008 13:42

    RANDAL, go the fuck away.

  19. shanty irish 06/09/2008 13:43

    Not in a room with Delboy-style bamboo patterned wallpaper!  Amy, you sick fuck.

  20. Dirty Hairy 06/09/2008 13:44

    Wow, you are really fugging up the internets today, Brend0n. Well done! QAPLAH!

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