Entertainment Weekly is running an interview in this weeks issue that they did with Angelina Jolie while she was in France two weeks ago for the Cannes Film Festival. It's typically candied, as Angelina almost always is, but let's not kid each other and skip to the part where she talks about getting drilled:
On people saying being pregnant is bad for one's sex life: "No, I think it's quite the opposite. It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full."On her partner not being easy to buy things for: "Brad is the hardest person to shop for. He has impeccable design taste. And whenever he sees something he likes, he buys it for himself."
On Brad's most recent gift to her (a gun-charm necklace she wore to her EW photo shoot): "Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios. He's all into war and guns. So for Mother's Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It's really cute. I think it's really good!"
Remember the old Angelina, when she was unthinkably hot and just banged whoever, even having sex with her friends because she didn’t have a boyfriend? It made you think you had a real shot at fucking Angelina Jolie. That was awesome. Also formerly awesome: snap bracelets.
Me Too.
I'd still do her, but I'd pretend I dont like it!!!!
Pic #5
Sex scene between Jolie and SJP
she keeps wearing the same stupid long dresses. granted she is sparing us the evils that tori spelling didnt by posing in a bikini –knocked up or not, still gross– but wtf? shes like 34 going on 50 mentally
Yeah, Angie. You get down with that horsey. And while you're busy, I'll be banging your man in the green room.
Thats the luckiest horse in the world
I am going to say this…
They actually sound like really cool people. Like maybe people who actually deserve to be extremely rich.
How can you hate a couple where the guy gives the girl machine gun jewelry and she digs the fuck out of it. Thats just awesome.
ososexilexi:
You know she would "allow" you to bang Brad…….she just wants to be "round and full" (i.e. full of my huge 4 incher).
I, too have a horse cock…….it is about the size of the "Minty" horse in "My Little Pony".
I wonder how Brad feels about the Billy Bob Tatto?
It would sicken me to think that freakishly ugly Billy Bob Thornton had his old dried up unit inside the same place I was about to put my tongue!!
Brad should get a tattoo of Jen's face on the head of his cock!
Or Lexi's!
You know you're doing something right when your kid is fascinated by war and guns.
Nice to see the kid likes to draw guns and war scenes…….be funny if he uses his inherited wealth to be the next Hitler or Stalin.
As a general rule, the more that a toy smells like rubber, the more phthalates it contains. One researcher I spoke with referred to this as the “plastic shower curtain” test. If you take a toy out of the package and it has a strong "chemically smell," like a new shower curtain, it probably has phthalates in it. Sex toys made of the following materials do not contain phthalates:
typically candied
Considering it's Angie we're talking about, this typo works just as well.
http://sexuality.about.com/od/sextoys/a/phthalates_sex_2.htm
Child's pony? or sex toy?
(by min, single mother of teens)
I stumbled across and ad the other day for this cute little pony toy.
I'm not quite sure I get it. Apparently it is an inflatable horse that you can inflate to be larger as your child grows larger…and it contains no phthalates!
What the heck is a phthalate?
Assuming this had something to do with Chinese toys and lead based paint, I googled the word.
Phthalates are a chemical primarily used in sex toys to make them soft and pliable.
And they are toxic!!!
This worried me a little. I had decided that I had to longer worry about the presence of toxic substances in my childrens' toys…or mine.
Without benefit of having the Internet handy, I tried to describe this toy to a friend.
You can ride it. The size is adjustable to allow for expansion. It contains no phthalates . It's name is ROD-y…
Sounds like a sex toy to me.
http://blogs.chron.com/mamadrama/archives/2008/01/childs_pony_or_1.html
OB- The chick is bi … so maybe she'd actually participate in my siege of Brad. Of course, I'd still have to kill her on sheer principle after the act.
Somthing about the coyly topless picture of the horse and Angie makes me just want to fuck Angie until she whinnys.
I think it might be the tits……which are to be seen EVERYWHERE.
The kids are thinking "Wow, mommy's so lucky….she's holding a horse".
shes raising a future serial killer and she thinks its cute.
this bitch is fucked
osossexilexi:
If she's "bi" then you won't have to kill her…..you can just send her to my section of the dungeon after Brad's "refractory period" has ended.
I could have fun with Angie just lavishing suntan lotion on her.
I'm looking at my calendar and I noticed it was Thursday…
DOC - BRING OUT THE TITTIES!
TWO weeks ago? Those pictures certainly were not taken 2 weeks ago, unless Angie is a shape-shifting golum.