Anne Hathaway dumped her pretend boyfriend Raffaello Follieri last week, but not because she’s gay as rumored, but because he’d been arrested twice and his constant legal troubles were smearing her good name. Oh hey guess what happened today?
Manhattan prosecutors say an Italian businessman who has been romantically linked to movie star Anne Hathaway has been arrested on wire fraud conspiracy and money laundering charges.
Raffaello Follieri is due in Manhattan federal court on Tuesday.
He is accused of falsely telling an investor that he had been appointed as the chief financial officer of the Vatican.
Authorities say he claimed that, as a result of that connection, he and others could obtain properties of the Catholic church in the United States at a substantial discount to fair market value.
Well no shit this dude is a fraud. "Raffaello Follieri"? There’s no way that’s a real name. It’s too Italian. It’s the name you would give someone in a skit if you were making fun of Italians, right beside a black guy named Bochevious Midnight and a gay named Dick Sucker. This mother fucker is from Iowa City I bet, and he learned Italian sounding English from watching old spaghetti sauce commercials. But actors are idiots and Anne is an actor so there you go. She came over and he wore a speedo with some gold chains and threw pizza dough in the air, and said, “why you no eata you pasta? You beautiful girl but you skin and bones, YOU BREAKA MY MAMAS HEART!” After that she was hooked.
(more pictures from the banner of their lost love here)
Is my penis in her yet?
Nice DSL; very nice.
Seriously….um…I could totally commit wire fraud….in fact, one time, I totally um….frauded up some wires..and uh….please let me touch your boobies………
Third!
Yeah brooon
Bitch is fugly.
Damn somebody got it before me.
Its okay
Ill still be palooza MVP
Sounds like someone my sister would date.
Nobody cares what number post you have. Ass clown.
Bastard changed the fucking picture….I DEMAND A COLLAGE!!!!
ahhhh there we go.
"Here comes the greaseball!" Nelson Munz
Chef "Luigi bring you kids da pizza, why you gotta make da fun?"
she looks like an alien, or a thyroid abuser.
He is accused of falsely telling an investor that he had been appointed as the chief financial officer of the Vatican.
Authorities say he claimed that, as a result of that connection, he and others could obtain properties of the Catholic church in the United States at a substantial discount to fair market value.
If he can't sell any of those……..how about a Hathaway sex tape?
What? "Havoc" went straight to DVD three years ago!!!!!
Wow….this guy is bankrupt.
She looked semi-decent in the coming attractions to the Get Smart movie.
But I'll never go see that movie, so it all for nawt!
hey, why you no taka the bong hitta?!
Then he said……."Would ya believe I'm from little Italy?"
After ass-fucking her he said "I missed it by THAT much".
Who in their right fucking minds would fraud themselves to be a dego wopp jersey jager bomb yo-broski two-heineken oompa loompasauras rex?
Me baby. Me. If it meant I was petting Hathaway kitty? Shit.
Hm, I guess I've figured out my new career; I'm gonna tell
peoplecomplete fucking idiots that I work for The Pope and so they should give me free stuff. And my name is Bochevious Midnight.Brend.o.n……
Please update this at the end of the day with her tit shots from "Havoc", "Cowboy Corn-holio", and "Ella Enchanted".
Thanks.
TRUE STORY. I used to carry a badge and it got me laid. I told them I was an Environmental Control Officer, they had no idea that it meant I was a fucking garbage cop.