06.30.2008 ANNE HATHAWAY IS A SNITCH

Anne Hathaway's shady ex-boyfriend Raffaello Follieri has been arrested twice in the past 6 months, once for bouncing a $215,000 check and another time for pretending to be a representative of the Vatican and duping investors out of millions.  Just last week he was investigated again by they New York State Attorney General's Office for undisclosed reasons.  So how did the feds learn so much about him?  The New York Daily News says…

A pal of jailed wheeler-dealer Raffaello Follieri suspects Hathaway spoke with the FBI shortly before they arrested him for an alleged $6 million con job.
"It makes sense," the friend said. "She's referred to as his former girlfriend in the indictment even though her spokesman never confirmed they broke up."
Hathaway, who is not identified by name in the criminal complaint, split with Follieri shortly before his arrest last week. He is charged with posing as an agent of the Vatican to fleece investors out of millions.
"I think that in return for her cooperation, the feds held off on arresting Follieri until she was out of the country," the friend said.

They must do seaweed wraps at the police station because girls love talking to the GD cops.  They drag the police into everything.  Not saying this dude didn’t deserve it, just that’s its unsurprising if Anne turned him in.   Girls will call the cops if they see a bug or because Kelly is such a bitch, whereas a guy could accidentally parachute into an alligator farm and his first call would be to his friend to call him a fag.

(110) Comments

  1. Smeg McMuffin 06/30/2008 07:22

    Women wonder why men are so uncommunicative…because you bitches sic the cops on us when you find out what we are really thinking…

  2. RonDogg 06/30/2008 07:23

    She's so tasty.

  3. Brandon103 06/30/2008 07:27

    kinda slow here today…

  4. Habitual Line Stepper 06/30/2008 07:28

    "She's referred to as his former girlfriend in the indictment even though her spokesman never confirmed they broke up."

    Is it just me? … or does being a celeb just sound sooooo romantic?

  5. yohnskull22 06/30/2008 07:29

    Fat people will call the cops if they can't find their glasses.  Trailer trash will call the cops if they can't control their kids.  Why not? This is America.

    Full of idiots.

  6. ososexilexi 06/30/2008 07:30

    Date ganja smoking females, then. If we so much as hear the word "cops", we automatically run for the hills while swallowing the evidence.

  7. Habitual Line Stepper 06/30/2008 07:30

    Q: If her spokesman hasn't confirmed anything, can you drill her one last time?

  8. Mort 06/30/2008 07:30

    Fat greaseball had it coming. He's lucky she didn't take a baseball bat to his fat head at the family dinner table.

  9. yohnskull22 06/30/2008 07:30

    People in the 'hood' will call the cops, uh, I don't know when they'd call the cops.

  10. Faust 06/30/2008 07:36

    Carmelo Anthony does not approve.

  11. mistahp 06/30/2008 07:39

    I heart cute snitches.

  12. Habitual Line Stepper 06/30/2008 07:40

    Note to Anne; If a man named Don Michael Corleone calls, don't pick up.

  13. Mongro Jackson 06/30/2008 07:40

    Snitches get stitches… in the ass after I tear their anuses apart. 

  14. Lightdragon 06/30/2008 07:41

    girls like going to the cops because they are(usually) big guys which carry lethal guns and they are n0t allowed to hit on her otherwise they will get suspended or fired.

  15. Mongro Jackson 06/30/2008 07:42

    yohn… people in the hood will call the cops… assholes, pigs, cocksucking pigs, five-oh, the po-po, bacon, and in older hoods, "the fuzz."

  16. someoneluvsu 06/30/2008 07:42

    She's no Barbara Feldon.

    (But I'd still let her be my agent 69) 

  17. ososexilexi 06/30/2008 07:46

    My own personl duck and run call is "Tora! Tora! Tora!"

  18. pump 06/30/2008 07:46

    as long as she has those perfect cock sucking lips, she can snitch me anytime baby. Anytime.

  19. Silverback 06/30/2008 07:49

    Her bullshit detector wasn't exactly on high… maybe she hit 9-1-1 by accident.

  20. RonDogg 06/30/2008 07:53

    She's gonna end up taking a bullet to the skull.

    I'm still game. It's not Necrophilia if she's still twitching. Get her while she's warm!

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