It’s not clear how long Ashlee Simpson has been pregnant (best guess is about 4 months) but she was at RenMar Studios in Hollywood yesterday in a flowing dress that hid as much as she could. Except for her now huge rack. Which she thankfully showed off. It’s a solid plan. As long as girls show their boobs people don’t really notice much else. She could have a woodpecker on her head and I wouldn’t notice for at least an hour, if ever.
First!
yay, boobies!
Her sister's tits still have her beat by an easy mile.
Outstanding!
I want to know what the ugly broad in black has been doing to her knees.
That purse is so hardcore punk. Grrrr.
And thier toenails match.
Even big milk filled boobies cant save this post.ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Milk was a baaaadd choice!
Woodpecker? What woodpecker?
Ohhh….thaaaaat woodpecker.
No. Not made of wood, but thanks for noticing.
If so many retards didn't like this twat's music she'd just be another open cold sore I'd hit on at last call. This chick, along with her entire family, is completely worthless.
Lexi's are still better. Plus I wanna kick Ashlee "No Talent Lip Singing Goldiggin Whorebag" Simpson in her vagina.
She must have the all time Douchebag Dater record. Well maybe Firecrotch has her on that one, the dude she's dating now kinda looks effeminate ya know?
Well, good morning ladies.
Four months? Yeah right. The bitch looks barely knocked up. But I believe it. If it's actually possible to be impregnated by Pete Wentz, pussy that he is, I imagine the child will be a midget and thus quite easy for Ashlee to carry without gaining too much weight.
Well actually trhe same could be said for the chick Ashlee married…
i bet her dad is happy, more jerk off material
I cant wait till she gets a hardcore tattoo of my hand prints around her neck.
I love it that these talentless cunts are shoved into our faces even though they offer absolutely nothing of value.
Ashlee: Maybe if I put on these huge sunglasses and shove my cleavage in their faces, they'll think I'm Jessica and I won't have to feel like the ugly duckling anymore!
Pete: Yeah, that's so much better than my plate over the face idea!
Apparently what you call a "huge rack" I'd call "chicken cutlets"