Britney Spears is continuing to very slowly work her way back into music and Hollywood, doing small projects where she is not the star or the focus, but getting her name back in the news for working instead of all the insane drama that came with every Britney story during the past two years. She’s had two guest appearance’s on "How I Met Your Mother" and is due for even more, and now she has a cameo in the new Pussycat Dolls video. People magazine says…
"It's a small part," says a source about the popstar's visit to the L.A. set of the group's video shoot for their new single, When I Grow Up, on Wednesday. Possibly saving her trademark moves for her own album, Spears was not expected to dance or perform with the girls in the video.
Back in December it felt like Britney was about a month away from falling completely over into the abyss like Lindsay has, but now thanks to her new/old manager, it seems like she might still get saved. Also expected to get saved: our precious memories together.
i'd still only put it in her dumper.
fist her please!
She's been working for awhile… as a whore. and a glutton and a fat little piggie.
oh, and as the 19th hottest woman in the world.
Mobywan,
By it do you mean a samurai sword? Because I'd do that in a heartbeat. And if you mean Sean Preston and Jayden James, I'd shove them back up her cooter just as fast.
but i don't know if she would feel it…she's been cored out by everybody. Even the poparazi got to nail her ass. :(
its like when you beat your wife. you have to be gentle and caring and slowly earn their trust back…..until they burn your dinner again.
Possibly saving her trademark moves
Since when is lurching around Hollywood like a drunken circus geek considered a trademark move?
Yes, she is saving her trademark "stumble/shuffle with a vacuous look on your face" move for her next single
I'll ride Britney like circus midget rides one of thse one wheeled bikes! (whetever that means, basically, I'll just nail her ass!)
Yeah Mongro, when I read about that 19th hottest woman thing, I thought for a second I had been transported back to 2002 when all the guys I know wanted to bang the living shit out of her. Then I realized that is not the case, and joined in the collective nationwide "What the fuck?"
Wow, even if we lose LiLo, Brit looks to be well on her way to becoming Freckletits part II
doing small projects where she is not the star
The Divine Miss Spears replied:
"I *am* big. It's the *pictures* that got small."
Then she added:
"I'm not that big, it's my pants that got small."
i want more pictures of her horrendously disfigured titties. her tits have a lazy eye.
"And now she has a cameo in the new
PUSSYCAT DOLLSPUSSYWRECKED WHORES video".Spears was not expected to dance or perform with the girls in the video.
"Actually," a spokesperson added, "she's just going to stand there and the Pussycat Dolls will all be pointing at her and laughing."
He added, "in fact, it's not really Britney, it's just a large pumpkin with a magazine photo of her face glued to it."
We kid because we love!
^a big lie
Hilarious, Scum & Juan!!!!
She's saving her trademark blank stare & drunken strut for her upcoming "Too Hot For The Trailer Park" world tour.