Remember these pictures of Hulk Hogan caressing his daughters ass and rubbing suntan oil in spots the sun had no chance of reaching in a million years? I'm assuming you do. That sort of thing stands out. Well Brooke Hogan has spoken to Us magazine about them, and her explanation will do anything but help.
Brooke Hogan, 20, sees nothing wrong with photos showing dad Hulk, 54, applying lotion to her butt that sparked a flurry of Internet gossip in April.
"I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!" she adds.
Say what you will about Brooke Hogan, but she’s certainly not uptight. Her dad got to second base with her and she defended his right to do it. But if you think about it, it’s really not that weird. I’m lying of course. The only way this could have been any creepier is if he had a boner and snakes for hair.
An ass only a father could love.
You should see what he use to do to Nick.
I swear he has a finger in her cooter.
my dad used to shove a lampshade in my ass when I was a baby….I don't let him do it anymore.
at least not on film….
unless maybe he gave me a c-note.
They make spray on suntan lotion now, Brooke. Invest in some of it.
Now I know why he was always so pi$$ed off whenever any guy came by to ask her out. He wanted her all for himself.
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What's wrong with molesting your daughter? I've molested many men's daughters, and I'm damn proud of it.
"I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car. He used to change my diaper!"
That's some crazy piece of quote. I don't know the correct medical term for her mental state but I imagine it would be "Puddled".
What a whore, tempting her own daddy to jizz all over her ass.
He was just trying to jump start the "old car"
And remember kids that's lube he's using. The lotion is standing up on the table.
At least he uses the back of his hand.
I'd wager he's polite enough to kiss her on the lips after sex too :)
I know we all love to crack the old incest jokes around these here parts. Even when it's not warranted … But in this case, we don't even have to make shit up!
Daddy likes it greaZy (Say it with the Philly accent, now)! Too fucking easy.
*Cue Aerosmith, Rag Doll*
just wait till he changes the oil in that old car
fortunately he's bent over, so he can hide his wood from the paps.
Old car, older dipstick…(wait, that actually works on 2 levels)
So, what your saying is, new cars need diapers?
His thumb is definitely testing the waters.
Col. Klink, "HOOOOGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN"