The Daily Mail says that Colin Farrell has shed over 40 pounds for a new movie role, in an article apparently written by Colin Farrell or his agent or both.
Colin Farrell looked slim and toned as he showed off his new ultra-thin physique on the beach in Malibu after his dramatic weight loss for a film role.
Despite his slender frame, the 32-year-old appeared tanned and healthy as he jogged along the beach yesterday.
The Irish heart-throb looked every inch the beach Adonis with his long hair, Celtic tattoos and a sand-covered six-pack.
Farrell has dramatically shed pounds for his role in the upcoming movie, Triage, in which he plays a war photographer.
As a published medical ethicist, I feel it's my duty to call no-way. What does being a photographer in a movie have to do with looking like this? Of this were the year 1680, he’d be tried as a witch.
NO I CANT SPARE ANY FUCKING CHANGE, AND DONT CALL ME BROTHER YOU DIRTY HIPPIE.
i bet he is a vietnam war photographer, the movie then ends with him San Francisco asking for half of my sandwich and me telling him to get a job
Dude is fuck-able on freak factor alone.
I bet he has one of those cardboard signs that say MISSING: WIFE AND DOG, REWARD FOR DOG.
… But someone should tell him boxer shorts are not beach wear.
…He has a striking resemblance to a hobo that I met down by the river a few weeks back who called himself "Patchwork" and explained to me the glories of living free and smelling like rat feces.
Don't ask me why I was down by the river, either. I go there sometimes to clear my head so BACK OFF, ALRIGHT?!
Lexi just left a snail trail…
It appears as though his junk is unsupported. lexi, gotdang, would you ladies like to look into that a little closer.
is the movie he's making about an AIDS patient? If i were a chick, i would make him wear 3 condoms before he punched my kitty.
He's a little skinny for my taste in these pics … but I could watch Phone Booth on mute repeatedly without a word of complaint. Whew doggy.
in the banner pic, his right arm looks like it belongs to the Cloverfield monster.
the rest of him looks like what came out of its asshole
I find it hard to believe that this little 4-foot-tall leprechaun lost 40 pounds — what was his last role, Grimace?
He should be much more convincing than Jim Caviesel.
Tango, you're dead on. This dude has scored more poon than Wilt Chamberlain and I'm sure not all of it has been on the up and up. He's got to be carrying at least several of the most deadly STD's known to man. And honestly, I don't have a death by sex wish. Though I'd be sorely tempted to take him for a spin. Do they happen to make full body condoms?
He looks like the love child of Iggy Pop and Amy Winehouse.
scum: LMFAO
I wonder how many innoculations I'd have to get before venturing on a safari into his bush?
That's Colin Farrell? Blimey, I thought it was one of any number of random douchebags in Goa, anytime in the last fifteen years.
You know these guys make like $30 an hour- everytime a car stops and gives them a dollar- thats usually once every 5 minutes? Do that 6x an hour!
Sport fuck. I'd break that skinny ass in 3.
Then of course, I'd have to dunk myself in a vat of tilex and replace every cc of blood in my system, but it'd be worth it.